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  1. SamsungGalaxySII's Avatar
    I found an ak47 in a tree before... I cut the tree down and in the hollow was a gun in a blanket... I called the cops.

    Turns out, it was a weapon that was used in a few murders around.

    ~swyped from a galaxy (note 2) far far away
    Holy cow! Where you live, like what state?

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    04-01-2013 08:47 PM
  2. SamsungGalaxySII's Avatar
    My girl friend cheated on me with my "friend"
    **** him.
    You can always get an another one. Cheer up.

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    04-01-2013 08:48 PM
  3. SamsungGalaxySII's Avatar
    My girl friend cheated on me with my "friend"
    **** him.
    I feel sorry for you.. You can always get an another one. Cheer up..

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    04-01-2013 08:50 PM
  4. anon5664829's Avatar
    I feel sorry for you.. You can always get an another one. Cheer up..

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    Well I'm done with that ***** and the other *******.
    04-01-2013 09:10 PM
  5. Downtown Taco's Avatar
    My girl friend cheated on me with my "friend"
    **** him.
    I feel your pain. Cheer up, there are plenty of strip clubs and bars to drown your sorrows in.

    Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Tapatalk 2
    04-01-2013 11:07 PM
  6. anon5664829's Avatar
    I feel your pain. Cheer up, there are plenty of strip clubs and bars to drown your sorrows in.

    Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Tapatalk 2
    Thanks for the laugh
    04-01-2013 11:08 PM
  7. Tokio_Love's Avatar
    Crap I always miss the good stuff!

    have you heard about the GN2, yea it's awesome (^-^)
    04-01-2013 11:13 PM
  8. SamsungGalaxySII's Avatar
    I feel your pain. Cheer up, there are plenty of strip clubs and bars to drown your sorrows in.

    Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Tapatalk 2
    Thanks for the laugh
    Tokio should be able to cheer you up in the club

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    04-01-2013 11:35 PM
  9. anon5664829's Avatar
    Tokio should be able to cheer you up in the club

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    Oh definitely, tokio darling where are you? :P

    3 days ago, I went to the book shop and there was this student girl there and she was asking for a discount on the book and the cashier was fighting with her, and then she said" are you sure you can't?" then took her top of and exposed her boobs in front of me and cashier. That was certainly interesting.
    04-01-2013 11:38 PM
  10. SamsungGalaxySII's Avatar
    Oh definitely, tokio darling where are you? :P

    3 days ago, I went to the book shop and there was this student girl there and she was asking for a discount on the book and the cashier was fighting with her, and then she said" are you sure you can't?" then took her top of and exposed her boobs in front of me and cashier. That was certainly interesting.

    That's a hoe right there... Was it big? Jk

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    04-01-2013 11:56 PM
  11. anon5664829's Avatar
    That's a hoe right there... Was it big? Jk

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    They were decent sized
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    04-02-2013 12:00 AM
  12. Tokio_Love's Avatar
    Lol, Men I tell you!

    So guys my dog died about a year and a half ago T^T she was that one dog you'll always remember, and now I think im able to finally open my heart again to another dog (I know im such a drama queen) this is the dog im looking at he is freaking adorable, since I cant get a great dane yet, guess I'll get me another dachshund, they're awesome dogs!

    have you heard about the GN2, yea it's awesome (^-^)
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    04-02-2013 12:07 AM
  13. anon5664829's Avatar
    Lol, Men I tell you!

    So guys my dog died about a year and a half ago T^T she was that one dog you'll always remember, and now I think im able to finally open my heart again to another dog (I know im such a drama queen) this is the dog im looking at he is freaking adorable, since I cant get a great dane yet, guess I'll get me another dachshund, they're awesome dogs!

    have you heard about the GN2, yea it's awesome (^-^)
    I have a labrador.
    Tokio_Love likes this.
    04-02-2013 12:17 AM
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    04-02-2013 12:20 AM
  15. anon5664829's Avatar
    boo
    Oh look another stripper!




    Read the thread to understand why I said that.
    04-02-2013 12:21 AM
  16. SamsungGalaxySII's Avatar
    boo
    Oh look another stripper!




    Read the thread to understand why I said that.
    You have to go wayyyy back to see our Tokio's stripper discussion..! Even before we started talk about flamethrowers! Trust me, it will crack you up

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    04-02-2013 12:37 AM
  17. Tokio_Love's Avatar
    I have a labrador.

    I had a labrador,I loved her!!!... even though she caused me to have 5 permanent burn marks wrapped around my legs..*sigh* good times (im kidding I screamed like h.ell in high water)
    have you heard about the GN2, yea it's awesome (^-^)
    04-02-2013 01:05 AM
  18. anon5664829's Avatar
    I had a labrador,I loved her!!!... even though she caused me to have 5 permanent burn marks wrapped around my legs..*sigh* good times (im kidding I screamed like h.ell in high water)
    have you heard about the GN2, yea it's awesome (^-^)
    LOL my Labrador bit me so hard and left so many scratch marks on my arms but now she is tame.
    04-02-2013 01:12 AM
  19. anon5664829's Avatar
    Lol, Men I tell you!

    So guys my dog died about a year and a half ago T^T she was that one dog you'll always remember, and now I think im able to finally open my heart again to another dog (I know im such a drama queen) this is the dog im looking at he is freaking adorable, since I cant get a great dane yet, guess I'll get me another dachshund, they're awesome dogs!

    have you heard about the GN2, yea it's awesome (^-^)
    Look, boobs are boobs and men love boobs.
    04-02-2013 01:30 AM
  20. stockandroidguy's Avatar
    Hola

    Sent from my Nexus 4 using Android Central Forums
    04-02-2013 01:34 AM
  21. Tokio_Love's Avatar
    After I cried like a wimp, she stopped and came and licked my burns, it was pretty cooling since there was no more flesh there lmbo! They are some crazy dogs if you dont train them.

    Haha okay I got it men love boobs

    have you heard about the GN2, yea it's awesome (^-^)
    04-02-2013 01:37 AM
  22. makaroni's Avatar
    I can't believe you people are having conversations about such silliness and forgetting about the task at hand...cut throat and bloodshed fighting for the win! Which I have at the moment. *makes discount double check sign with belt across waist* I AM THE PEOPLE'S CHAMP!!

    I am Samsungma Bin Laden, Leader of the Android taliban. I will blow up 1000 iPhones to prove my loyalty to Android
    04-02-2013 06:25 AM
  23. VDub2174's Avatar
    I can't believe you people are having conversations about such silliness and forgetting about the task at hand...cut throat and bloodshed fighting for the win! Which I have at the moment. *makes discount double check sign with belt across waist* I AM THE PEOPLE'S CHAMP!!

    I am Samsungma Bin Laden, Leader of the Android taliban. I will blow up 1000 iPhones to prove my loyalty to Android
    No you're not
    04-02-2013 08:32 AM
  24. makaroni's Avatar
    Uhhh yea

    I am Samsungma Bin Laden, Leader of the Android taliban. I will blow up 1000 iPhones to prove my loyalty to Android
    04-02-2013 08:46 AM
  25. SamsungGalaxySII's Avatar
    Uhhh yea

    I am Samsungma Bin Laden, Leader of the Android taliban. I will blow up 1000 iPhones to prove my loyalty to Android
    Nope. Wrong. False statement sir.

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    04-02-2013 09:15 AM
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