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I'd love to have my own family, as messed up as that may sound, a man and a couple of kids, that would be great, but this nonsense that I deal with every Thanksgiving / Christmas can go eat a bag of dicks.
That doesn't sound messed up Chris. Having niece(s)/nephew(s) is good practice though. I don't want kids of my own right now, but, I enjoy spending time with my niece. It's nice to have a temporary kid, and, if she gets annoying, I can unload her on my sister, lol.
Also:
Louis CK - Suck a Bag of Dicks - YouTube