OK, so I'm pretty sure everyone has heard, and quickly dismissed, the Pixel 3XL conspiracy theory that seems to have peaked this week. (If you haven't, the basic premise is that the big notch phone that's been leaked everywhere is a marketing ploy fake-out, and Google are going to shock us all by releasing an all screen phone). Whilst I never say never, it seems nearly impossible for any company to really keep a secret phone under wraps these days so it's fair to say the conspiracy theory is VERY unlikely.
However, let's play devil's advocate. I'm going to approach this as if the rumour was real. Come and prove me wrong
So, here's my devil's advocate defence:
1. Whilst Google is as likely as any other companies to get things wrong, they've managed to get quite a few things wrong in the design of the leaked Pixel 3XL. Do we really believe that they thought people would love:
Surely any designer could see that all of those features lumped together was asking for trouble? But if you were trying to come up with a fake phone design that would get bad press, without being so bad people immediately call your bluff, wouldn't all of those fit perfectly?
2. According to one of the two YouTubers pushing the theory, a few very popular tech YouTubers are in on the joke, having signed NDAs. They name Marques as one. It's notable that Marques has been very quite about Pixel 3XL leaks recently, and when Google announced their events, his only tweet was something like "Google event. Surprise us ) Another notable tech Youtuber claimed that the Pixel launch event was the one event he was most excited about.
3. Most of these leaks have come from a batch of 120 Pixel 3XLs stolen by an Ukranian and sold in London for USD2,000. And yet, with 120 devices out there, all we've had are one or two Russian sites and a couple of Russian bloggers posting unboxing videos. Most of them don't even show the device going further than the home screen - with 1 delving into settings. What happened to the other 117 or so phones? Did people buy them and then just not tell anyone? Whilst mainstream sites may not want to incur the wrath of Google, plenty of independent bloggers could easily afford 2k.
4. Talking about the wrath of Google, where is it? The leak videos are still on YouTube, Google have made no attempts to take them down. There's no news of a police investigation like we had when a pre-release iPhone 4 was stolen. In fact, not one major US news network seems to have reported on the theft at all.
5. As for the video that re-started all this, the YouTuber claims that he received an email for Google asking to use a very specific section of one of his videos to show during the launch event and on YouTube's front page on the day and possibly during the days leading up to it. The clip is of him insulting the notch. If he's not lying (he could be, but he's been around for a few years now so it would be a major gamble to make something this big up) then there's no other explanation for Google wanting that. No-way would they show a video of their phone being ridiculed during their launch, not even for a "for these people, there's the Pixel 3" type post, that would be marketing suicide.
6. Last year, with Android O, Google made a mistake and included an animation featuring a cartoon of a pre-launch Pixel 2XL. They changed it quickly once people spotted it, but the leak was out. In Android P, the same setting had an animation of a phone that was virtually bezel-less and was certainly notch-less. They wouldn't make the same mistake twice, and they haven't pulled this version, so what if it's a breadcrumb for the real phone? If it's just a generic phone, why pick a notch-less design that would make their own phone look bad? Why not just keep a Pixel 2XL image?
So, what could they possibly have built to deserve this unprecedented marketing campaign? Well, how about that near bezel-less phone shown in the settings? Ah, but that's not possible I hear you say!
So good people - come and debunk!
However, let's play devil's advocate. I'm going to approach this as if the rumour was real. Come and prove me wrong
So, here's my devil's advocate defence:
1. Whilst Google is as likely as any other companies to get things wrong, they've managed to get quite a few things wrong in the design of the leaked Pixel 3XL. Do we really believe that they thought people would love:
- Giant notch coupled with giant bottom bezel
- Single camera on back but 2 on the front?
- 4gb of RAM
- Smaller battery than previous XLs
Surely any designer could see that all of those features lumped together was asking for trouble? But if you were trying to come up with a fake phone design that would get bad press, without being so bad people immediately call your bluff, wouldn't all of those fit perfectly?
2. According to one of the two YouTubers pushing the theory, a few very popular tech YouTubers are in on the joke, having signed NDAs. They name Marques as one. It's notable that Marques has been very quite about Pixel 3XL leaks recently, and when Google announced their events, his only tweet was something like "Google event. Surprise us ) Another notable tech Youtuber claimed that the Pixel launch event was the one event he was most excited about.
3. Most of these leaks have come from a batch of 120 Pixel 3XLs stolen by an Ukranian and sold in London for USD2,000. And yet, with 120 devices out there, all we've had are one or two Russian sites and a couple of Russian bloggers posting unboxing videos. Most of them don't even show the device going further than the home screen - with 1 delving into settings. What happened to the other 117 or so phones? Did people buy them and then just not tell anyone? Whilst mainstream sites may not want to incur the wrath of Google, plenty of independent bloggers could easily afford 2k.
4. Talking about the wrath of Google, where is it? The leak videos are still on YouTube, Google have made no attempts to take them down. There's no news of a police investigation like we had when a pre-release iPhone 4 was stolen. In fact, not one major US news network seems to have reported on the theft at all.
5. As for the video that re-started all this, the YouTuber claims that he received an email for Google asking to use a very specific section of one of his videos to show during the launch event and on YouTube's front page on the day and possibly during the days leading up to it. The clip is of him insulting the notch. If he's not lying (he could be, but he's been around for a few years now so it would be a major gamble to make something this big up) then there's no other explanation for Google wanting that. No-way would they show a video of their phone being ridiculed during their launch, not even for a "for these people, there's the Pixel 3" type post, that would be marketing suicide.
6. Last year, with Android O, Google made a mistake and included an animation featuring a cartoon of a pre-launch Pixel 2XL. They changed it quickly once people spotted it, but the leak was out. In Android P, the same setting had an animation of a phone that was virtually bezel-less and was certainly notch-less. They wouldn't make the same mistake twice, and they haven't pulled this version, so what if it's a breadcrumb for the real phone? If it's just a generic phone, why pick a notch-less design that would make their own phone look bad? Why not just keep a Pixel 2XL image?
So, what could they possibly have built to deserve this unprecedented marketing campaign? Well, how about that near bezel-less phone shown in the settings? Ah, but that's not possible I hear you say!
- If LG had a screen capable of this, they would surely use it in their own phones before letting Google use it right? Well remember that Google invested USD1bn in LG's screen tech, that's the kind of money that can come with a "first dibs" clause.
- Where's the camera? Well, imagine a screen with a small hole in the side of the notification bar. On the display, there's a small camera around the hole so you don't realise it until you look closely enough
- But what about the speakers? Google quietly bought Redux in August last year. Redux was a company who had invented tech that could make a screen act as a speaker, with no need for actual speakers.
So good people - come and debunk!