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  1. ChuckG73's Avatar
    It can and will make me popular.....ok it can't
    10-26-2011 06:25 AM
  2. ChuckG73's Avatar
    It can not apply lipstick to a pig
    10-26-2011 06:25 AM
  3. ChuckG73's Avatar
    Isn't actually a Vanilla Ice-cream Sandwich
    No it's not, but I did hear if you bite into hard enough than it taste like an ice cream sandwich
    10-26-2011 06:29 AM
  4. Hearthatvoiceagain's Avatar
    Can't stop haters from hating, or so it would appear.
    10-26-2011 06:32 AM
  5. philly's Avatar
    Can't stop haters from hating, or so it would appear.
    Doesnt every phone receive criticism?

    the fanboyism level in here would make xbox and ps3 fans blush..
    10-26-2011 08:26 AM
  6. ricktat's Avatar
    Can't fold like a Star Tac
    10-26-2011 02:15 PM
  7. PinkyTheDevil's Avatar
    It can't survive a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
    + Chuck Norris does not recommend this phone. /thread

    Sent from my VS910 4G using Tapatalk
    10-26-2011 04:53 PM
  8. descendency's Avatar
    It can't tell you where to hide a dead body.
    10-26-2011 07:52 PM
  9. ReiMei's Avatar
    No it's not, but I did hear if you bite into hard enough than it taste like an ice cream sandwich
    You try first and tell me if it's true.

    10-27-2011 08:02 AM
  10. DenverRalphy's Avatar
    It can't tell you where to hide a dead body.
    Actually, I bet it could. Google Search can produce some shocking results.
    10-27-2011 08:22 AM
  11. Andrew Ruffolo's Avatar
    Actually, I bet it could. Google Search can produce some shocking results.
    people were asking Siri that.
    10-27-2011 08:38 AM
  12. thedeceiver's Avatar
    It can't live up to expectations.

    Sent from my ADR6400L using Tapatalk
    10-28-2011 09:24 PM
  13. Jet300's Avatar
    Can't run an app that builds me an island then transform into a jet and fly me there.

    Everyone knows that only the HTC Evo can do that ....
    10-28-2011 09:53 PM
  14. LisaD0115's Avatar
    It can't lower my VZ bill every month
    10-28-2011 10:18 PM
  15. dancing-bass's Avatar
    It Cannot make Rogers (or any other carrier) set up LTE towers in my area....

    It Cannot break me out of my contract with my current carrier

    It Cannot end the iPhone/Android war

    It Cannot refill my (empty) coffee mug.

    .... but I would love it forever (ok, well at least for a while) if it did!
    10-29-2011 10:44 AM
  16. 1088933's Avatar
    It can't lower my VZ bill every month
    Been there, done that

    Sent from an app that you can probably guess.
    10-29-2011 11:16 AM
  17. Super Turtleman's Avatar
    This phone seems like it would never
    Give me up
    Let me down
    Tell a lie
    Desert me
    I can't believe no one picked up on that. Good one sir!
    11-05-2011 05:24 PM
  18. auburngirl's Avatar
    It can't zap itself into the future and spare me from another day with my dying Droid.
    11-05-2011 10:03 PM
  19. Broadleynine's Avatar
    Can't give a sense of humor to those who don't have one.
    11-06-2011 10:10 PM
  20. xoomer1's Avatar
    it cant get me to buy another samsung product
    11-06-2011 11:25 PM
  21. mitchstehlin's Avatar
    a lot of these were pretty funny. especially the waffle one. wafflebot. harold and kumar anyone? hahahhah
    but seriously, sarcastically listing all the specs this phone doesnt have (motoblur. sense. all that other bs) made me love this phone even more. cant wait to get it.
    11-07-2011 11:29 AM
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