****BREAKING NEWS****
"On an exclusive report on the iApple News Network, the new iPhone 4G beats the pants off the HTC Evo 4G on camera and video recording. One more reason the iPhone is the Divinely Annointed Smartphone of the Century, praised be Steve Jobs...for iApple News, this is John Q"
Shortly after, John Q turned to the camera man and asked, "hey man, I really need to borrow your Evo. Need to call my wife right away, she most be furious!".
"What happened?" asked the puzzled camera man.
"My iPhone dropped the call again" John Q replied, "happens everytime I hold this piece of crap up to me ear. She is going to kill me, I tell you, I am really going to get it this time".