Deadpool theme on the LG V10
For a while I had the thought bubbles read:
"Great chimichangas! What the hell am I doing in <city> with my battery at ##%?!"
"And why am I a phone?!!!"
I may go back to that, but the example given in your theme is a little more useful day to day.
Oh, oh! Pick me! Pick me!
Seriously, this would make an excellent gift for my girlfriend. She is going to have to move twice in the next two months, and has no laptop... so... this would really make her day (or week, or actually, 2 months)