Another new phone thread (sorry)

[iPhonelover69]

Hello all

Now i need a new phone for my trustworthy lovable Camel and my stinky dirty cheating wife! What would you suggest for either? Humpry (My camel) spoke to me in a dream saying hed like a rugged phone such as the casio boulder where as my wife spoke to me very clearly and vividly lin real life saying she wants a rich people phone such as an iPhone. Also i need a phone with tracability (for my wife). What do you think i should go for?:-$:-$:-$:-$

 

[EviI]

Hello all

Now i need a new phone for my trustworthy lovable Camel and my stinky dirty cheating wife! What would you suggest for either? Humpry (My camel) spoke to me in a dream saying hed like a rugged phone such as the casio boulder where as my wife spoke to me very clearly and vividly lin real life saying she wants a rich people phone such as an iPhone. Also i need a phone with tracability (for my wife). What do you think i should go for?:-$:-$:-$:-$

For your camel, I suggest you get a sturdy one with a strong case so he doesn't break it if he accidentally steps on it.
As for your wife, you can get an iPhone, and then use 'Find My iPhone' to track it.

 

[iPhonelover69]

For your camel, I suggest you get a sturdy one with a strong case so he doesn't break it if he accidentally steps on it.
As for your wife, you can get an iPhone, and then use 'Find My iPhone' to track it.

But my wife doesnt deserve what she wants. Should i get her a flip phone?

 

[EviI]

But my wife doesnt deserve what she wants. Should i get her a flip phone?

You could, but the downside is that you can't track it.

 

[iPhonelover69]

You could, but the downside is that you can't track it.

Whats the crappiest dirtiest phone with a tracker?

 

[EviI]

Whats the crappiest dirtiest phone with a tracker?

There isn't one, really. I recommend getting a flip phone and an external tracking device.

 

[iPhonelover69]

There isn't one, really. I recommend getting a flip phone and an external tracking device.

Can i get a link to a crappy phone and a tracking device?

 

[mrsmumbles]

Can i get a link to a crappy phone and a tracking device?

Maybe you should look in the yellow pages under Divorce lawyer.

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[iPhonelover69]

Maybe you should look in the yellow pages under Divorce lawyer.

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No I could never leave Humpry I love him!