Still dost I await the blessed FRG22D patiently...either since Tuesday or Thursday, depending upon which report one shall believe. Or are these reports just tricks of Evil, made to make me envious and cruel? I thinkest not. And, no, I shall not circumvent thy wishes, O Verizon, and install it myself. I wish to see thy OTA window and knowest that thy hast chosen me as worthy of thy gifts.
O Verizon...why hast thou forsaken me!?!? I have been a faithful attendant, only mocking you semi-seldomly.
These, thy gifts, shall be mine and allow the additional blessing of Flash -- although I know I must retrieve that myself. And then my device, my phone, my Droid, shall be fully capable of viewing adult content of questionable moral value -- rising up to the full potential foretold by the castout in the form of Mr. Jobs. I will not use said content for evil, but for good, testing myself and not watching during interminable meetings.
I understand I must be patient. This be thy test. I shall prevail.
Amen.
O Verizon...why hast thou forsaken me!?!? I have been a faithful attendant, only mocking you semi-seldomly.
These, thy gifts, shall be mine and allow the additional blessing of Flash -- although I know I must retrieve that myself. And then my device, my phone, my Droid, shall be fully capable of viewing adult content of questionable moral value -- rising up to the full potential foretold by the castout in the form of Mr. Jobs. I will not use said content for evil, but for good, testing myself and not watching during interminable meetings.
I understand I must be patient. This be thy test. I shall prevail.
Amen.