Thought it worth reporting on my phone conversation with Google today. I was anticipating a bit of a dust up, fearing they would think a few nicks and scratches were not a big deal, but I could not have been more wrong. They were extremely apologetic and accommodating. They processed the RMA exchange quickly, "escalated" the issue without me asking (stating that it was completely unacceptable that I received a unit with fingerprints on it, much less scratches and nicks), and even offered 1-day shipping for my trouble. He assured me a brand new phone, not a return. I can't fault the customer service in this instance. We'll see if it carries through. I really want my baby back. It's been more than 2 weeks now, and I'm missing my 6P something terrible (though, I do have to admit that while this has all been going on, Verizon pushed another OS update to my G2 and it's now working better than it has in MONTHS - bastards).