Well, here it goes. (And no, I'm not interested in making a video.) I bought a silver S7E after having used Windows phones for a number of years. (Which is a whole other story. Short version-W10 for mobile blows.) After deciding to switch from WP, I chose the S7E for a couple of reasons:
1. I already have a well-established and well-used Google account, and I don't have any desire to dive into the world of iOS. My wife has an iPhone 6, and I find iOS to be inflexible and annoying, though pretty.
2. It was on AT&T.
3. It looked good.
4. I liked the size.
5. It has a HUGE battery.
So far I'm very impressed. The phone is exactly the right size. I'm 6'2, and it's just at the limit of what I can comfortably use one-handed. It's slippery and the back is perfectly flat, so without a case I was constantly afraid of dropping it. Fortunately the case showed up the other day (Obliq Slim Meta from Amazon). It looks great and adds the perfect amount of grip and protection without making it too big. The phone is tall. When I use it to make a phone call it almost feels like I'm using an old-fashioned landline. It really has a nice "full size" feel to it, but it still slips into my pocket nicely because of the rounded edges.
The screen is fantastic. Daytime, night, in the sun, in the office, it doesn't matter. It always looks good. the curved edges are beautiful, but not all that useful. I have a few apps and contacts tucked away on the pull-out edge menu that Samsung provides, but if it stopped working tomorrow I could live without it. Also, without a case it was almost impossible to hold without accidentally touching something on the sides. This is really annoying when watching a video (side touches tend to make the video skip forward or backward), and made it almost impossible for my 5-year-old to watch movies on the phone. However, this issue disappeared once I put the case on (for better or for worse).
The camera rocks. I stuck with Lumias for a long time because even crappy Lumias take decent photos. (I have a 520 that I bought for $30 that could hold its own against most Android phones.) The S7E and the iPhone are the only phones I have seen with cameras that are as good as or better than the best Lumias. Bear in mind that I don't know much about photography, so this is from the "pull it out of your pocket and shoot" perspective. The pictures and videos look great, the autofocus is instant, and it will shoot as fast as you can press the button. I have two minor gripes: (1) The zoom function produces great images, but it's not very smooth when shooting a video. (2) A dedicated camera button would have been appreciated, though double-tapping the home button works as advertised. I haven't even tried slo-mo yet.
The fingerprint scanner is also snappy, though I have yet to figure out how to simply unlock the screen with just a swipe. Fro now it's a click, then swipe the screen, then swipe the fingerprint reader. But it works reliably and quickly, and it's still faster than punching in a code.
Battery life is everything it's cracked up to be. It gets through a full day easily, so much so that recharging at night is often optional. The fast charger is indeed fast, but even my old "slow" chargers that I have laying around the house charge it up more quickly than I would have thought. I'm not sure what kind of charging magic Samsung slipped in there, but the phone seems to make the most out of whatever it's given. I'm also using my old Nokia DT-900 wireless chargers, and they work fine even with the case on.
The waterproofing seems to work. I've had it out poolside a few times and used it with wet hands, and it hasn't suffered any ill effects. I still can't quite bring myself to dunk it, so more testing may be in order. It is nice to know that if the kid splashes water on the phone it's not the end of the world.
Finally, the speed and performance of the phone is amazing. Granted I don't game on my phone, but I've never had it slow down for anything, no matter how many tabs or programs were running. It will occasionally get hot, which is amplified by the metal case, but that was really only when it was brand new and I was still installing all of my apps and really pushing it hard. For day-to-day use, it's perfect.
I installed the Google Now launcher since having the Google Now screen on the left just seems like The Right Way To Do It. I also installed Nova Launcher to use the trick that allows the screen to be scaled differently so that you can have smaller icons (and more of them). Both of the launchers work well.
The split screen feature works, but I haven't really used it. Google "on tap" works, but doesn't seem very smart. I'll keep trying, and I'm sure Google will keep making it better. Overall the predictive features on the phone work really well, sometimes well enough to be a little creepy. I guess that's the price of progress.
Overall the S7E is a great phone, and well worth the premium price. I can see myself being happy with it for a long time.