Who has been able to resist S8/S8 Plus so far?

[LineKill]

I need someone to keep me in check because I PLAN on getting both and right now I'm not doing a good job trying to stop myself.

I guess I have not told you about Samsungs newest program. It is called Infinity Upgraders Relief Program.

It takes about 3 upgrades, but then you will be cured after that. It requires a support person, and I will do this just for you.

When Samsung comes out with a new phone and you preorder it, an alert will be sent out, which I will receive, informing me a situation has risen where you have preordered another phone. I immediately come to your current location, well it will take a few hours, but I will get there. I then commence on slapping you around a bit and inform you that I get to keep your phone when it arrives.

You do not have to pay for the service itself, because Samsung still gets the money for the phone and I get the phone to pay for my troubles.

You also get a direct line to me via the Bixby button. Oh, I almost forgot, it also comes with a free pair of those Infinity Jeans I was talking about

The service starts on the next cycle, so the S8 you just ordered, you get to keep, that is how you will conviently contact me via Bixby, which I will then proceed to half-hearted​ly try to talk you down.

After about 3 cycles you will come to the realization that you are not gaining anything at all, yes it does take that long. But you will see that you have that old stale S8 with a Bixby button that was never able to do anything, accept reach me, because Samsung never updated it, because everyone decided to only use it to have​ quick access to porn.

You will then be cured, you won't need me anymore and then you can continue on with your life ordering like normal people, uh, a few other types of people.

I probably left out a few things, but I cannot remember all the details at the moment.

That must have been the dumbest thing I have ever written Have​ a good one Sir!

 

[EMGSM]

Ha ha ha!!! I couldn't stop laughing after this one. That was pretty good. The funny thing is I'll probably think of this when the Note arrives. Thanks for the laugh.

 

[LineKill]

Ha ha ha!!! I couldn't stop laughing after this one. That was pretty good. The funny thing is I'll probably think of this when the Note arrives. Thanks for the laugh.

Glad I could bring a chuckle to you in these dire times;-)

 

[sbhnet]

Yup. I got the S7e as a consolation prize when I had to give back my Note 7. I will happily wait on the Note 8.

 

[EMGSM]

@ sbnet: As in completely free?

 

[the_munc_e]

Apparently the s8 has the same battery life as the s7 edge and the s8 plus lasts even longer.

 

[joe_fresh]

No plans on jumping on it right now, Only had my 7 edge for a year now.

 

[LineKill]

It was getting easier, today not so much;-(

 

[anon(10206632)]

It was getting easier, today not so much;-(

Stop touching and looking at that dang thing. That's not helping you any.

 

[LineKill]

Stop touching and looking at that dang thing. That's not helping you any.

You have no idea! Err, I take that back, yes you do God help me

 

[o4liberty]

My 7 edge will do for another year unless I pick up the BlackBerry keyone.

 

[anon(10206632)]

My 7 edge will do for another year unless I pick up the BlackBerry keyone.

Picking that up for my wife as soon as it comes out. She must have a physical keyboard.

 

[FutureMech]

S8 got nothing special in my opinion.

S7E was good phone with many great features, but i sold it for Mate 9 and i prefer it over S7E and all the aspects(except low light camera), now the S8+ screen is beautiful tall but not wide, the Mate 9 screen is wider hench, why it feels like there is more content displayed, it can be stretch enough on the entire screen, while it being beautiful and sharp.

If i had the S7E, i would skip it anyway, if it comes with 6.2 screen QHD, i would like at least 4200+mah with the new 10nm proccess, that alone would be awesome.

 

[the_munc_e]

no guarantee of note 8 and if it were it would look just like s8 plus. PERIOD.

Note 8 is guaranteed. They're about to re-release the note 7....again.

 

[sLithery]

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[LineKill]

Actually the reason it has been so difficult for me is not because I have been touching and holding it, as I have never done so. The reason is because I really enjoy helping people and with all of the people getting new S8's there are going to be a lot of people that have questions and need help. It will be more difficult for me to help without being familiar with the phone. That is the real reason.

 

[KupKrazy]

If the S7e had more storage, then I might have considered it, but the 32GB is too limiting and I find myself with just 1-2GB of free storage which goes up and down depending on the cache. It dramatically lags my phone. I've had it over a year now and I wanted to move to the Note7 but it was recalled, so I had to pull out the S7e again much to my chagrin. I will move to the S8+ and then the Note8 when it comes out. I can't deal with the 32GB of storage anymore. :-/

I wish I wasn't such a app hoarder!!

 

[EMGSM]

S8 got nothing special in my opinion.

S7E was good phone with many great features, but i sold it for Mate 9 and i prefer it over S7E and all the aspects(except low light camera), now the S8+ screen is beautiful tall but not wide, the Mate 9 screen is wider hench, why it feels like there is more content displayed, it can be stretch enough on the entire screen, while it being beautiful and sharp.

If i had the S7E, i would skip it anyway, if it comes with 6.2 screen QHD, i would like at least 4200+mah with the new 10nm proccess, that alone would be awesome.

Yeah I would sacrifice a little size for some more battery life

 

[FutureMech]

Yeah I would sacrifice a little size for some more battery life

It can never be stretch enough, even the fact that it is 10nm, does not mean u should put same or lower battery capacity as last year flagship.

Battery life need to be improved in all aspects, not shrinking it till the end, bigger battery with newer manufacturing process, equal amazing battery life and a much greater, functional device.

So far, the Mate 9 is the only phone i don't have battery anxiety.

 

[amotter]

I am going to hold out until July. Will check on Battery usage at that point. So far, in this just before release, folks seem to be saying that the S8 has similar life to S7. So...with moderate use by 7PM maybe less than 20%...not so good in my opinion. 2 frields with S7s...a year later say their battery needs charged by 2 PM. They say the new Snapdragon Chip will avoid battery degragation. Gonna wait a couple of months...see what the reviews say. If they are not all that different from the S7, I am going to look at the Pixel 2....