Chatted online with a sprint rep just now... got a bit of an unexpected response...
Initial Question/Comment: Will premier customers be offered the 3 day pre-sale on the Samsung Galaxy S™II, Epic™4G Touch
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18:31:07 : Melissa I.: you can visit our sprint store to get the device 3 days before the launch.
18:31:41 : Me: Alright, we've been receiving Premier Customer emails 3 or 4 days before the last few major phone launches saying that premier customers can order the phone online 3 days in advance, i was wondering if you had any information on that offer for this phone?
18:31:50 : Me: oh, it can be ordered and picked up in advance in store?
18:32:07 : Melissa I.: Yes from store you can get the phone.
18:32:41 : Me: so, in store on the 13th or so? oh, alright. would they have information in store about doing that for pick up early?
18:33:39 : Melissa I.: Please visit the Store and pre-book your device by opting a $50.00 Gift Card. On September 13, Store will contact you to give you the Samsung Galaxy S™II, Epic™4G Touch
18:34:29 : Melissa I.: The price for the device is $199.99, at the time of picking up this phone, the Store will reduce your pre-booked gift card payment of $50.00 from the device charges of $199.99
18:34:55 : Me: alright, thank you for your help
So... in store on Tuesday?! I kind of wanted to avoid the $36 upgrade fee, buuut...