Fellas, how do you carry it?

[repligator]

I was Inspire(d) to take a little license.

Android Central Presents:
Real Men of Genius
real men of genius
Today we salute you Mr. Smartphone Holster Wearer!
mr. smartphone holster wearer
A six gun shooter? No!
A two handed broad sword? No!
Your Hip is permanently strapped with 4in of cold cellular steel.
And your not afraid to use it!
as long as i'm not roaming
Through optimal cellular positioning,
you answer calls in under a second.
Anything over that, and you might as well be using smoke signals!
barbecue
Ignoring the fact that your smartphone can still fit in your pocket,
You tell the world
"I've got a smartphone, and its NOT in my pocket"
i'm just happy to see you
So crack open a cold one Oh hero of the holster,
because in our friendstream, you'll always be #1!
mr. smartphone holster wearer

Which one are you?
The Event staffer

The Salesman

The Cargo Pocket

The Nascar Driver

The Detective

The Recon Team

The Enlightened One

The Contractor

Or . . .





El Presidente

In the rare possibility that you never heard the original:
‪Real Men of Genius - Mr. Cell Phone Holster Wearer‬‏ - YouTube

I must admit to being the cargo pocket.

 

[UnfocusedHTC]

I pocket it.

 

[pilsbury]

Seidio Rugged + belt clip.

 

[Jalarm]

Right pocket, and gonna keep it that way.

Sent from my Desire HD using Tapatalk

 

[oldescript]

Sena UltraSlim...right pocket!

 

[Hello_Robert]

Right pocket.. with vibrate on!

Sent from my Rooted Inspire HD 4G!

 

[tallal565]

Holster i got from ebay. after having a blackberry for 16 months, i can no longer have it in my pocket. whenever i sit down, i feel like its gonna break.

 

[jmichael15]

Left pocket by itself. Keys and everything else go in the right.

 

[ATT.Fan1982]

Otterbox Defender Series..........

 

[MDLenz]

Left pocket by itself. Keys and everything else go in the right.

Same.

 

[markoujk]

Otterbox Defender Series..........

same here

 

[Schufly]

Seidio Rugged with locking belt clip. It's a phone saver!

 

[pilsbury]

Seidio Rugged with locking belt clip. It's a phone saver!

+1 on that

 

[nicholasdejohn]

Otterbox Defender Series..........

Same here.

 

[Ezekiel3311]

Left pocket by itself. Keys and everything else go in the right.

X2 with the "Otter Box" case

 

[Fyrefly#AC]

I keep mine in my front left pocket - no case...but where can I get that nascar driver holster???

 

[wrenhal]

Best Buy Platinum Case+Holster (rebranded seidio Innocase). On my RIGHT hip.

 

[repligator]

Best Buy Platinum Case+Holster (rebranded seidio Innocase). On my RIGHT hip.

Cue the Ennio Morricone

 

[dude_hdt]

Pocket gets too much lint into the openings. I holster it.

 

[brad_wp]

Casemate Tough Case. Which is great for "droppers" like me. Hard outside to protect against external damage, and a silicon shock absorber to resist internal damage. It goes in a pocket by itself, or at the very least nothing hard or sharp.