I was Inspire(d) to take a little license.
Which one are you?
The Event staffer
The Salesman
The Cargo Pocket
The Nascar Driver
The Detective
The Recon Team
The Enlightened One
The Contractor
Or . . .
El Presidente
In the rare possibility that you never heard the original:
Real Men of Genius - Mr. Cell Phone Holster Wearer - YouTube
I must admit to being the cargo pocket.
Android Central Presents:
Real Men of Genius
real men of genius
Today we salute you Mr. Smartphone Holster Wearer!
mr. smartphone holster wearer
A six gun shooter? No!
A two handed broad sword? No!
Your Hip is permanently strapped with 4in of cold cellular steel.
And your not afraid to use it!
as long as i'm not roaming
Through optimal cellular positioning,
you answer calls in under a second.
Anything over that, and you might as well be using smoke signals!
barbecue
Ignoring the fact that your smartphone can still fit in your pocket,
You tell the world
"I've got a smartphone, and its NOT in my pocket"
i'm just happy to see you
So crack open a cold one Oh hero of the holster,
because in our friendstream, you'll always be #1!
mr. smartphone holster wearer
Which one are you?
The Event staffer
The Salesman
The Cargo Pocket
The Nascar Driver
The Detective
The Recon Team
The Enlightened One
The Contractor
Or . . .
El Presidente
In the rare possibility that you never heard the original:
Real Men of Genius - Mr. Cell Phone Holster Wearer - YouTube
I must admit to being the cargo pocket.