08-03-2011 01:34 PM
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  1. repligator's Avatar
    I was Inspire(d) to take a little license.

    Android Central Presents:
    Real Men of Genius
    real men of genius
    Today we salute you Mr. Smartphone Holster Wearer!
    mr. smartphone holster wearer
    A six gun shooter? No!
    A two handed broad sword? No!
    Your Hip is permanently strapped with 4in of cold cellular steel.
    And your not afraid to use it!
    as long as i'm not roaming
    Through optimal cellular positioning,
    you answer calls in under a second.
    Anything over that, and you might as well be using smoke signals!
    barbecue
    Ignoring the fact that your smartphone can still fit in your pocket,
    You tell the world
    "I've got a smartphone, and its NOT in my pocket"
    i'm just happy to see you
    So crack open a cold one Oh hero of the holster,
    because in our friendstream, you'll always be #1!
    mr. smartphone holster wearer
    Which one are you?
    The Event staffer


    The Salesman


    The Cargo Pocket


    The Nascar Driver


    The Detective


    The Recon Team


    The Enlightened One


    The Contractor


    Or . . .





    El Presidente



    In the rare possibility that you never heard the original:


    I must admit to being the cargo pocket.
    hdavuluri likes this.
    07-13-2011 10:36 PM
  2. UnfocusedHTC's Avatar
    I pocket it.
    07-13-2011 11:16 PM
  3. pilsbury's Avatar
    Seidio Rugged + belt clip.
    07-14-2011 06:07 AM
  4. Jalarm's Avatar
    Right pocket, and gonna keep it that way.

    Sent from my Desire HD using Tapatalk
    07-14-2011 10:11 AM
  5. oldescript's Avatar
    Sena UltraSlim...right pocket!
    07-14-2011 11:07 AM
  6. Hello_Robert's Avatar
    Right pocket.. with vibrate on!

    Sent from my Rooted Inspire HD 4G!
    07-14-2011 11:09 AM
  7. tallal565's Avatar
    Holster i got from ebay. after having a blackberry for 16 months, i can no longer have it in my pocket. whenever i sit down, i feel like its gonna break.
    07-14-2011 11:30 AM
  8. jmichael15's Avatar
    Left pocket by itself. Keys and everything else go in the right.
    07-14-2011 12:49 PM
  9. ATT.Fan1982's Avatar
    Otterbox Defender Series..........
    07-15-2011 03:59 PM
  10. MDLenz's Avatar
    Left pocket by itself. Keys and everything else go in the right.
    Same.
    07-15-2011 07:23 PM
  11. markoujk's Avatar
    Otterbox Defender Series..........
    same here
    07-15-2011 07:36 PM
  12. Schufly's Avatar
    Seidio Rugged with locking belt clip. It's a phone saver!
    07-17-2011 02:58 PM
  13. pilsbury's Avatar
    Seidio Rugged with locking belt clip. It's a phone saver!
    +1 on that
    07-17-2011 03:59 PM
  14. nicholasdejohn's Avatar
    Otterbox Defender Series..........
    Same here.
    07-18-2011 08:23 AM
  15. Ezekiel3311's Avatar
    Left pocket by itself. Keys and everything else go in the right.

    X2 with the "Otter Box" case
    07-19-2011 09:20 PM
  16. Fyrefly#AC's Avatar
    I keep mine in my front left pocket - no case...but where can I get that nascar driver holster???
    07-19-2011 11:01 PM
  17. wrenhal's Avatar
    Best Buy Platinum Case+Holster (rebranded seidio Innocase). On my RIGHT hip.
    07-19-2011 11:01 PM
  18. repligator's Avatar
    Best Buy Platinum Case+Holster (rebranded seidio Innocase). On my RIGHT hip.


    Cue the Ennio Morricone
    07-20-2011 09:24 AM
  19. dude_hdt's Avatar
    Pocket gets too much lint into the openings. I holster it.
    07-20-2011 10:39 AM
  20. brad_wp's Avatar
    Casemate Tough Case. Which is great for "droppers" like me. Hard outside to protect against external damage, and a silicon shock absorber to resist internal damage. It goes in a pocket by itself, or at the very least nothing hard or sharp.
    07-28-2011 09:58 AM
  21. Dilrod's Avatar
    Otterbox commuter case, left pocket.
    07-28-2011 12:44 PM
  22. DaleB's Avatar
    in my hand or left pocket in a Otterbox
    07-28-2011 12:47 PM
  23. Jugzwei's Avatar
    Nude in my pocket.
    07-28-2011 01:18 PM
  24. repligator's Avatar
    Nude in my pocket.
    I think I found you a t-shirt

    07-28-2011 01:45 PM
  25. lnx1138's Avatar
    Otterbox in left back pocket.

    Sent from my Desire HD using Tapatalk
    07-28-2011 02:38 PM
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