3d gold

I considered that. However if I did duct tape her, I would go to jail for domestic violence. Yet if she duct taped me, I would get laughed at.
 
when I got married my best man gave me a sound word of advice I am going to share with you now.

"if your mother-in-law is still bothering you, 6 foot wasn't deep enough. "
 
Come up with a catch phrase that is more annoying than hers, and say it every time she says that :)

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Sheesh. There's at least a couple of people in this thread that should be on some sort of watch list.
 
Take a 3D video of actual gold moving around and show it to her. Every time she says it.

Or drown her out with a 200mph cordless leaf blower.