- May 26, 2011
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Hi Folks,
I want to vent some frustration that I'm having with my new Epic 4G. I got it free at BestBuy. I come from a Blackberry Tour.
Here is what I want my Epic 4G to do to compete with my Blackberry:
How can I get this to happen?
From what I've been seeing, Android is indeed highly fragmented. The LED software that I found on the Android markets works for this phone but not that phone.
What follows is my rant, and I'd love to see people's take on this:
You need to have this ROM installed. Make sure you root. Stick left root in right hole. Turn topwise, TOPWISE [\B] mind you, or else you will have bricked your phone and be stuck without a phone for the duration of your 2 year contract. Pressing the wrong button when booting your phone into House Of Cards mode will fire nuclear missiles at Norway.
Want Gingerbread? Ha. Too bad. Or else... try to install a custom ROM.
What custom ROMs are there? Well there's the popular cyanomod. It's not stable on the epic 4g.
Oh that's not true. Most of the bugs are worked out. Sometimes the GPS doesn't work. Oh and also the letter 'e' is ignored. Just a minor bug.
Now ok, fine. I'll take a stab at installing a custom ROM.
I'm told I need ODIN.
Oh great, ODIN is only for Windoze. Ok fine, I'll install Windoze via Parallels.
What's that? ODIN doesn't work for Parallels, pity.
Try the heimlich maneuver or heimdall or whatever the hell this is.
Oh, what's that? Heimdall can't find a compatible device?
<END RANT>
Ok. So what should I do?
How can I get the two items in my numbered list accomplished on this device?
How can I also get custom ROMs installed on my epic with my mac?
Am I crazy?
I want to vent some frustration that I'm having with my new Epic 4G. I got it free at BestBuy. I come from a Blackberry Tour.
Here is what I want my Epic 4G to do to compete with my Blackberry:
- Customizable LED Notifications
- Caleandar reminders that vibrate periodically until cleared
How can I get this to happen?
From what I've been seeing, Android is indeed highly fragmented. The LED software that I found on the Android markets works for this phone but not that phone.
What follows is my rant, and I'd love to see people's take on this:
You need to have this ROM installed. Make sure you root. Stick left root in right hole. Turn topwise, TOPWISE [\B] mind you, or else you will have bricked your phone and be stuck without a phone for the duration of your 2 year contract. Pressing the wrong button when booting your phone into House Of Cards mode will fire nuclear missiles at Norway.
Want Gingerbread? Ha. Too bad. Or else... try to install a custom ROM.
What custom ROMs are there? Well there's the popular cyanomod. It's not stable on the epic 4g.
Oh that's not true. Most of the bugs are worked out. Sometimes the GPS doesn't work. Oh and also the letter 'e' is ignored. Just a minor bug.
Now ok, fine. I'll take a stab at installing a custom ROM.
I'm told I need ODIN.
Oh great, ODIN is only for Windoze. Ok fine, I'll install Windoze via Parallels.
What's that? ODIN doesn't work for Parallels, pity.
Try the heimlich maneuver or heimdall or whatever the hell this is.
Oh, what's that? Heimdall can't find a compatible device?
<END RANT>
Ok. So what should I do?
How can I get the two items in my numbered list accomplished on this device?
How can I also get custom ROMs installed on my epic with my mac?
Am I crazy?