You go place calls on speakerphone.
And broadcast whatever your business is, to whoever is within earshot.
There's also never been a voice recorder that CLEARLY records speakerphone, much less speakerphone AND MIC, at the same time.
"besides yourself" when you hear the same rubbish excuses for months and months on end, you're entitled to get tired of hearing them. "search the" is not an answer unless you're starting off by presuming no one else has heard of the search function, or the market. And when there is nothing on the market--it's an even worse answer.
But we can still be friends, if you promise:
1) To complain to Motorola and demand an answer on the point, not "we don't make applications"
2) To complain to Google, that Motorola appears to be in violation of the Android license, by removing a basic library function, and as such should be denied the use of the Andoird OS until they restore it.
THAT MIGHT HELP. 'Search the market', just brings up the same lack of answers that eveyrone else has alrady found by searching online.