HELP ME PLEASE! I'm a desperate girl!

[ashley7th]

Look, I just want to win a Samsung Galaxy S III. I've been wanting it forever but I can't afford one, just help me get one! Please, I don't know what else to do, work your android magic and help your fellow American! Please help me get the Samsung Galaxy S III! Thank you.

 

[ashley7th]

Someone ing help me!


Thank you

 

[ScandaLeX]

Seriously? Is this begging for real?

 

[ashley7th]

Yes dude, you got a problem!? This is the internet, free country!

 

[ScandaLeX]

Do I have a problem? Not at all. And since you realize this is the internet, maybe you'll also realize many people won't take you seriously and will dismiss you as a troll.

 

[ashley7th]

I like trolls, they have nice colored hair!