I found this to be quite humorous.

[gyroslice]

Art Kehoe's Miami Hurricanes return shows you can go home again - Andy Staples - SI.com

While the article is about a football coach coming "home" the first paragraph is perfect example of the extremes that iPhone users go through in order to have their smartphone function as a phone.

 

[Triple Threat]

I was have expecting to read about some iPhone app that rolled his window down for him during freezing rain.