Nope, not a wrong forum post, nor a Sprint rep, but it's been enjoyable going through this thread and watching the flights of fancy. It actually took longer for me to sign back into Android Central because of an interface issue than it did to pop out the battery.
Pulling the battery wasn't that hard, there are actually directions on how to do it in the user's manual that comes in the box with the phone. But, for the uninitiate: look at the back of the phone, there should be a sliver of an opening, about large enough to slide a dime into (or your fingernail). Use one of the above mentioned items and slowly work your way around the back of the phone. One's the back of the phone is removed, popping the battery out is as easy as it is in any other phone, so mine's not in any 'condition' that would indicate why it is that the camera would be inoperable. Anyone else have constructive responses that might help?