I think my wife is cheating on me??

[Mr Mayor]

Ok , so here's the deal...

I think my wife is cheating on me....

So the other night she was out late "with friends", so I hid in the garage to see if I could catch her somehow.... well, wouldnt you know, right on queue she pulls in at 2:00AM, her hair is a mess, lipstick gone...... JUST then, my Droid goes off with a text message, and thank god it's on vibrate.... so I look at it and notice the screen is a little weird looking, sorta blurry or hazy right? You know what I mean, so I peel off the PRIVACY screen, clean it real quick, and reinstall the screen... still doesnt look right so..... ANYWAY...

What do you guys think i should do? Dump the Droid and upgrade to the INCREDIBLE or what???

Mr Mayor

 

[TBolt]

whew...for a second there, i thought you finally caught us.

 

[Writermind]

LMAO @ TBolt!

 

[96accord#AC]

Ummm.... What??!

Is your wife hot? lol

 

[88 FLUX]

Ok , so here's the deal...

I think my wife is cheating on me....

So the other night she was out late "with friends", so I hid in the garage to see if I could catch her somehow.... well, wouldnt you know, right on queue she pulls in at 2:00AM, her hair is a mess, lipstick gone...... JUST then, my Droid goes off with a text message, and thank god it's on vibrate.... so I look at it and notice the screen is a little weird looking, sorta blurry or hazy right? You know what I mean, so I peel off the PRIVACY screen, clean it real quick, and reinstall the screen... still doesnt look right so..... ANYWAY...

What do you guys think i should do? Dump the Droid and upgrade to the INCREDIBLE or what???

Mr Mayor

I say go for it. If you're anything like me in wanting the latest and greatest, then you'll dump the Droid for the Incredible anyways.

And sorry to tell you, but your wife is clearly stupid. And I'm only saying that because I told her very specifically to use the backdoor for now on (how ironic, she told me the same ) so that the creaking of the garage door wouldn't wake you.

That's weird though that she wasn't wearing her lipstick anymore. She told me it was the strong holding type so there would be no mess. Guess I'll have to check if it's still on me next time I go to the bathroom.

 

[drewson]

hahahaha!!! ock you're one funny as mofo

 

[SMJUCmoose]

I love this place. You guys are awesome. At first i was lost but now i m laughing like crazy.

 

[TrueDrooid]

Got me rollin on the floor! LOL Im over here thinkin he's gonna ask if there's some sort of phone spyware u can install on her phone, LOL

 

[aplittle]

I say go for it. If you're anything like me in wanting the latest and greatest, then you'll dump the Droid for the Incredible anyways.

And sorry to tell you, but your wife is clearly stupid. And I'm only saying that because I told her very specifically to use the backdoor for now on (how ironic, she told me the same ) so that the creaking of the garage door wouldn't wake you.

That's weird though that she wasn't wearing her lipstick anymore. She told me it was the strong holding type so there would be no mess. Guess I'll have to check if it's still on me next time I go to the bathroom.

bwahahahahahahahaha. You totally should have left the part about the garage door creaking off and just left it at she told me the same. when I read that I died laughing. Good stuff!

Aaron

 

[0pusX]

hey why not just make it a menage a trois?!?!?!?!?

 

[TBolt]

hey why not just make it a menage a trois?!?!?!?!?

Only if you're a hot chick with big melons.

Bonus points if you have gymnastics abilities.

Send us a PM before the OP sees this.

 

[0pusX]

well how about a fat GUY with big melons?!?!? hahahahahahahahahaha

 

[TBolt]

well how about a fat guy with big melons?!?!? Hahahahahahahahahaha

lol

 

[Brett]

Ok , so here's the deal...

I think my wife is cheating on me....

So the other night she was out late "with friends", so I hid in the garage to see if I could catch her somehow.... well, wouldnt you know, right on queue she pulls in at 2:00AM, her hair is a mess, lipstick gone...... JUST then, my Droid goes off with a text message, and thank god it's on vibrate.... so I look at it and notice the screen is a little weird looking, sorta blurry or hazy right? You know what I mean, so I peel off the PRIVACY screen, clean it real quick, and reinstall the screen... still doesnt look right so..... ANYWAY...

What do you guys think i should do? Dump the Droid and upgrade to the INCREDIBLE or what???

Mr Mayor

i would have to say keep the droid and trade your wife for an incredible. Judging by her value, you may still have to pay a little bit for the incredible

 

[Mr Mayor]

Ok, note to self, I need to slow my jokes down for some of you.... wow...
but on a brighter note, this June 16 is our D-Day!

At least some of u caught on...
MM