<sigh...>Is it lame? I guess it depends on what your takeaway is from it.
It seems to make several points as others have stated. Still quite a few Note 7 users; more than I thought... A lot fewer v20 users than I would have guessed, too... regardless of reasons, that was interesting.
However, IMO, it's a SAD article...
Why? IMO, it's sad because I believe most Note 7 holdouts are just trying to hang on long enough for a decent replacement phone... since many think other current offerings are... shall we say, "lacking" in too many respects. 2016 was maybe not the best year for phones in the USA.
Personally, I tried 2 of the v20's... I tried so hard to love them - one unlocked, and one Verizon. just. couldn't. love. them. (in great part having to deal with Big Red no matter what - a topic for other posts.) I think they have great potential; just not this go 'round. I DO very much miss the music on the v20, for example. Stick a stylus on it, make it waterproof, address my grievances w/ Verizon about it, and I'll buy one next time. Pixel XL? Ummm... Nope.
I even emailed Huawei (sp?) about the Porsche Design Mate 9. I said <paraphrasing here> Guys! Huge gaping vacuum in the US Market, have you not heard??? People here
will gladly give you $1500 for a phone if you just give them something they want!
They emailed back and said they "just didn't know about the US Market yet..." and if they did, "maybe not a CDMA version..." and "maybe sometime after the first of the year..." Geez...
So I have tried, like many others... really. I just refuse to settle for less, which is a main issue with the majority of holdouts.
Considering I have a much higher chance of being a threat to my family or the public at large with the wiring in my old house, making toast in my kitchen, or even getting into a car to go to the grocery store, I'll try not to feel
too guilty about being a menace to society as I hold on to my Note 7 for a few more weeks; hoping and praying for the early release of an S8... or anything else...
if I have a change of heart and decide that using my washing machine (one of which IS actually a Samsung!) or blowdrying my hair is really too much of a risk to the general populace, I do have some really good Amish & Mennonite friends that I sometimes think I'll go live with!
As far as being bricked in January; we shall see... they're going to have to disable some other way than an OTA update; as it is my understanding that it is easy enough to block updates and most holdouts have already done this, although we can't discuss that here.
Anyway, I got a Note 5 for backup if worse comes to worse... I believe that I can speak for many Note 7 holdouts when I say we want this to be over quickly, too.
Just someone, PLEASE, for the love of Sweet Baby Jesus, give us a really good alternative. As you can see by this "lame article",

many apparently don't believe there
is one at this point.
Not trying to be argumentative, really, just sharing my takeaway from the article.