Needed Utility Belt

[dms76]

I thought this might be an interesting fun thread to start.

I realized last week on a trip to Michigan that I no longer need a single holster for my Thunderbolt.
I need Batman's utility belt with the following requirements:
1. Must be padded and water proof
2. Must hold several items in removable or adjustable sections
A. Thunderbolt w/ Active Extended enclosure
B. Surefire flashlight
C. Leathermen utility knife
D. Matches
E. Bersa 380 or other small arms
F. Extra mag of ammo
G. Bottled water

What's on your belt?

 

[robrecht]

I'd rather have a pocket protector.

Thanks, Robrecht