New beautiful device hoped to be released in 2019 by a company called bellsouth.

[Creedyfbaby]

It is absolutely gorgeous and i cant believe i found a prototype just lying around i should have got a shovel and brought it home to sell her.

 

[B. Diddy]

OMG, Jony Ive must be so jealous!

 

[SpookDroid]

They even tried to cover up the Logo... sneaky!

 

[joyknights]

It really looks gorgeous and it not yet finished.

 

[Creedyfbaby]

OMG, Jony Ive must be so jealous!

"When we made this phone we couldnt just release it in reguler plastic we had to design a new concept and challenge our team to create a plastic that we here at apple believe is 5 years ahead of any plastic technology but it doesnt end there our plastic was machine polished in an positive ion partical bath to create this beautiful blue color that is just barely able to be seen by the human eye we believe people will love this product that no other company could have created except apple."
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[anon(10181084)]

It is absolutely gorgeous and i cant believe i found a prototype just lying around i should have got a shovel and brought it home to sell her.

If I recall correctly, this thing runs at 5GHz stock and yours looks to be overclocked to 12.7GHz (through vandalism), while my local equivalents (before the telco removed them) would only run at 1.28GHz but we're usually overclocked by street gangs to 5-7GHz depending on the build quality. There were also dual core models made from two of these attached to each other. These were typically overclockable to 7-16GHz.

Love these joke threads.

 

[B. Diddy]

I had one that would allow me to slip into and out of The Matrix. Had to root that one.

 

[anon(10181084)]

I had one that would allow me to slip into and out of The Matrix. Had to root that one.

Did you use an XPosed module to make the portal work better and more reliably?

 

[B. Diddy]

I can't afford the ones that Aperture Science makes.

 

[anon(10181084)]

I can't afford the ones that Aperture Science makes.

But ones from Shenzen markets are cheap... Usually $0.3 each or $0.1 if you have a coupon!
You can even get them on TaoBao for $0.08 in bulk packages

 

[zkSharks]

I had one that would allow me to slip into and out of The Matrix. Had to root that one.

Does that make Neo the recovery mode?

 

[B. Diddy]

Does that make Neo the recovery mode?

WHAT UP PATRICK?!?!?!?

And yes, Neo is either Recovery or the Cache Wipe.