Hey, Hello, HeyyLo and Howdy, from your morally superior Oklahomiandian (that’s not a real thing, I just made it up) down here in the Bible beltbuckle of America. It’s a fly over state and that’s understandable but rest assured as y’all cruise by at 30 thousand feet there are scornful eyes cast upward judging you from below. Miscreants and sinners, the lot of you.. ha. Nah we just can’t figure out if we are getting chem trailed again or not. Anyways, before y’all ask, yes we have cars, that work and are not yard ornaments. Horses are not allowed on highways unless a cow- nado hits then all mans laws are null and void. Trailer parks are scientifically proven to be the primary target of serial killers and Mother Nature. Ironically most serial killers have lived in a trailer park, fun fact. My neck does get red under fluorescent lighting and No, that’s my sister, just NO.. that’s Are-Kansas you’re thinking of.
So now that we have broken the uncomfortable conversational Hyman let’s get down to brass tacks. I am a man. I am getting old. I will probably forget about posting on this site just like I constantly forget to put the toilet seat down. My poor wife. Cleanest toosh in town though. I thought I would say howdy and maybe make someone smile or cringe, hopefully both. Ha.
Well that’s it for now, YeeHaw
So now that we have broken the uncomfortable conversational Hyman let’s get down to brass tacks. I am a man. I am getting old. I will probably forget about posting on this site just like I constantly forget to put the toilet seat down. My poor wife. Cleanest toosh in town though. I thought I would say howdy and maybe make someone smile or cringe, hopefully both. Ha.
Well that’s it for now, YeeHaw
Please, don't forget about posting here, all right?
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