Post Your Rumor Here for Laughs:

[dammitcubs]

With all this doom and gloom, It's time to try and have a laugh. Post a made up rumor here to just lighten the mood and bring a laugh.


Rumor has it Verizon delayed the launch of Galaxy Nexus because Unicorns and Dolphins needed more time testing it.

 

[Aegis]

The Droid Razr has indeed become self-aware, and is doing its best to deny the Nexus of taking a hold of the global market.

 

[ohiomoto]

I'm not making these up and I even sited my source.

The Indians are a fit for Houston's Carlos Lee but are wary of the cost, tweets Jon Paul Morosi. Of course, the Astros would assume a portion of Lee's $18.5MM salary.

In his piece, Bastian writes that Antonetti told reporters on Tuesday at the Winter Meetings that he was discussing a trade "that would be very surprising if it came to fruition."

Source: Cleveland Indians Rumors: MLB Rumors - MLBTradeRumors.com

 

[nemov]

The Miami Marlins decided to buy every single Galaxy Nexus in the United States.

 

[ohiomoto]

The Miami Marlins decided to buy every single Galaxy Nexus in the United States.

But at the last minute the NY Yankees outbid them, just because they can.

 

[Hondo_Lane]

One of Herman Cain's ex mistresses is a Verizon Exec and heard that Herman wants a G-Nex!

 

[Andrew Ruffolo]

Steve jobs didn't die, he just bought vzw and faked his death to royally screw google/Samsung. His next step will be to buy nuclear warheads off grey market and launch them to mountainview, CA.


Too soon?

 

[ohiomoto]

Steve jobs didn't die, he just bought vzw and faked his death to royally screw google/Samsung. His next step will be to buy nuclear warheads off grey market and launch them to mountainview, CA.


Too soon?

I don't think so, I was dropping Jobs conspiracy theories for fun weeks ago.

I have a source who said his friends cousin was reading a blog and that guy said his friend's mother was at a party. At the party the lady met a lady who said she knew a medium who has been talking to Steve Jobs. The medium said that Steve told her that he has made it his life after death mission to destroy Android and that he is responsible for all of the (alleged) delays with ICS and the Galaxy Nexus.

Personally, I don't trust my source. I think he may have been lying to me and it wasn't really his cousin who read that blog, but everything else seems perfectly reasonable to me.

In the context of his comments about Android I think it's fair game.

 

[SchroederNexus]

They were to be delivered but got stuck in the belly of the plane that Alec Baldwin was playing Words With Friends on.

 

[FishPharm]

I got the best one.............Verizon delayed the launch due to bugs

 

[dubge]

They left a woman in charge of the release date and we all know they can't make up their mind and she keeps changing the date.

 

[pacnwsoundstream]

Verizon refuses to release a device that has bugs....
haaaaaa

 

[shadrap]

Simply put, the Nexus Sucks and they are embarrassed to release it.

 

[ohiomoto]

Verizon refuses to release a device that has bugs....
haaaaaa

That one is funny...never stopped them before!! ROFL

 

[zer0vette]

Gnex will be out any day now... BOOM!@:-*:-!:-[O:-X:-$

 

[dontlookatme]

They haven't released it yet cus they want to change the name.

Sent from my DROID RAZR using Tapatalk

 

[digitalslacker]

Ninjas stole them all.

 

[cbwx34]

I talked to a Verizon engineer. this a.m..... he said they're upgrading it to Gingerbread prior to release. Wanted a "tried and true" OS on the phone.

 

[soccerfon711]

Verizon refuses to release a device that has bugs....
haaaaaa

HAHAHA! This is my favorite one. Verizon not wanting to launch phone because of bugs... hahahaa!


(Look at my current device and laugh with me)

 

[revickulous2001]

As joked about on an "Android Guys" blog post...

Verizon is holding back the release because they are trying to find a way to put Bing on the Nexus.