samsung to look into memory storage complaints

Is there any way to save apps onto the memory stick? When I bought the phone, I was happy getting the 16gb version because I assumed that a microSD card would work to improve the storage. Now I realise I am completely wrong.
 
Samsung, you can mail me a check at your leisure for the info I am about to give you or you can hook me up with some free phones: MAKE THE 32GB YOUR BASE MODEL.