So there actually is a reason all 120lbs of me was sitting on my phone on my couch. The reason was my Bluetooth was the biggest piece of Sh*** in the entire world, and unless i rubbed the plastic back plate like i was trying to turn it on the Bluetooth would repeatedly disconnect from my SW2. So siting on it worked exactly until the screen is cracked across the entire device. I've thrown, dropped, kicked, and stepped on this phone more than you could imagine but sitting on it was the fate of HTC devices in general for me. About to call htc now and tell them they've lost another life long customer and are about to receive a **** ton of horrible reviews. 
