Stupid things people say

[jaredw444]

Started this over at xda but um a start one here to.

Basically share the stupid stuff the people you know and love say.

Rules
1. Short and sweet
2. Be appropriate


Proud supporter of VCFL

 

[jaredw444]

My ole lady asked me last night if our toilet ran of electricity or gas:what:

Proud supporter of VCFL

 

[TheMediocreMaestro]

My brother - "Why would anyone bother using linux?"

 

[jaredw444]

" does the iPhone make calls"

" why are stupid people so stupid"

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[BlackHawkA4]

Is that an iPhone?

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[jaredw444]

Yea how do you think I feel I live in Stl within city limits with two kids. Our city schools are so bad they have closed them. And the ones still open are controlled by the state, not the city. And you can fix stupid, a bullets cheap

Any way

" I didn't know Michael Jackson died"..........
Really! Only on the news for months straight everyday

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[jaredw444]

English is my second language but the frequency native speakers get their and there and they're wrong etc is shocking....

Yea its cause we're lazy,
On that note stupid saying
"I don't speak English , I speak American"

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[KnicksALLday]

friend called my house phone asking "where you at"

 

[Eclipse2K]

friend called my house phone asking "where you at"

In da hood dawg!

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