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Kilikizaro

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Hi, I'm scary!! I just picked up my first smartiepantsphone (my last few have been rotary dial cell phones) a couple days ago and I'm LOVING it ... but still wanting MORE from it!! LG Optimus V FTW (for the win, not the other [expletive deleted] one).

I enjoy taking long, leisurely walks off of short piers, sushi in the raw, self flagellation with rotting carp, and MY NEW PHONE! I sell moldy muffins from the back of a converted concrete truck, so the pay-as-you-go type phone resonated with my soul. My goal is to get flash to work on this bad boy, so I'll cruise the forums after a naptime (have any of you ever dreamt in shades of green only to realize at the end of the dream that you're wearing green tinted sunglasses?).

Never fear (or do fear occasionally (or fear constantly (or fear at your own pace))), I will be back. I don't know you guys, but I am certain that I'll miss you while I'm away. :-* ;)