Want to design the next iPhone?

[mustang7757]

As soon as I saw the rotary dialer I was sold In true Ifan fashion I didn't even look at the price... I'll pay it regardless

It doesn't come with the Apple pencil to rotate it

 

[anon(50597)]

Keep it up. This is hilarious!

 

[B. Diddy]

iPhone 15 LEAKED! You won't BELIEVE how awesome it is! CLICK HERE TO READ MORE!





Your iPhone will now be able to act as a drone, and you can even steer it!!! (You'd have to be flying right with it, but that's not our problem.) The Power and Volume buttons are now conveniently located right below the constantly rotating blades, because face it, you don't turn the phone off anyway, and we know the best volume for you. The Lightning port is thrillingly located on the back of the phone, so that when it's plugged in, the cable will amazingly prevent the phone from lying flat! And OK WE HEARD YOU, YOU WANT YOUR HEADPHONE JACK BACK, HERE'S 8, NOW WILL YOU SHUT UP ALREADY?!?

That one circle at the lower left edge ISN'T a headphone jack, though -- it's your front- (well, side-) facing camera, because I bet you never saw that coming, didja? And since the front- I mean side-facing camera is no longer taking up front screen real estate, NO MORE NOTCH! But we just had to include a notch, so it's on the back.

BOW DOWN BEFORE YOUR NEW GOD!​

 

[Mooncatt]

iPhone 15 LEAKED! You won't BELIEVE how awesome it is! CLICK HERE TO READ MORE!

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Your iPhone will now be able to act as a drone, and you can even steer it!!! (You'd have to be flying right with it, but that's not our problem.) The Power and Volume buttons are now conveniently located right below the constantly rotating blades, because face it, you don't turn the phone off anyway, and we know the best volume for you. The Lightning port is thrillingly located on the back of the phone, so that when it's plugged in, the cable will amazingly prevent the phone from lying flat! And OK WE HEARD YOU, YOU WANT YOUR HEADPHONE JACK BACK, HERE'S 8, NOW WILL YOU SHUT UP ALREADY?!?

That one circle at the lower left edge ISN'T a headphone jack, though -- it's your front- (well, side-) facing camera, because I bet you never saw that coming, didja? And since the front- I mean side-facing camera is no longer taking up front screen real estate, NO MORE NOTCH! But we just had to include a notch, so it's on the back.

BOW DOWN BEFORE YOUR NEW GOD!​

Check out those strategically placed "apples!"

 

[B. Diddy]

Check out those strategically placed "apples!"

At least they didn't strategically place a joystick.

 

[Mooncatt]

At least they didn't strategically place a joystick.

No, but that stand looks mighty suspicious.

 

[B. Diddy]

No, but that stand looks mighty suspicious.

 

[mustang7757]

Even in this configuration they still out sell most phone's on the market

 

[anon(50597)]

Even in this configuration they still out sell most phone's on the market

Sad but true.

 

[dangerousfen]

Why not just crush and strain it all.

You will end up with some great cider. Now, that is useful!!!!!!!!

 

[mustang7757]

Why not just crush and strain it all.

You will end up with some great cider. Now, that is useful!!!!!!!!

Metallic cider , yummy

 

[dangerousfen]

Metallic cider , yummy

I was thinking more like "Apple" cider but I guess it would have a metallic or lithium taste to it.

 

[mustang7757]

I was thinking more like "Apple" cider but I guess it would have a metallic or lithium taste to it.

Lol

 

[Mooncatt]

I was thinking more like "Apple" cider but I guess it would have a metallic or lithium taste to it.

Apple phone dust, don't breath that. XD

 

[Morty2264]

Why not just crush and strain it all.

You will end up with some great cider. Now, that is useful!!!!!!!!

Apple cider on a crisp Fall day... Delicious!