You're clearly missing the humor of the first post... and the thread title.It's software.
From ever thing I have heard and read it is a software issue not hardware. Even the 4g is just a daughter board install. The sim card slot is actually fully functional right now. Just without the radio (daughter board) installed and the software to go with it. I am not even sure what would happen if you put a sim card in there what it would do....
You're clearly missing the humor of the first post... and the thread title.