I'm not winning either, but I have a sad story...
Last week I asked two VZW corporate store employees if the "Thunderbolt is still a big secret or..." "The 24th" the said in unison, cutting me off. So I sold my Incredible on eBay. Yeah, I'm shipping it out tomorrow, and I'm borrowing an ENV2 from a friend. It's maroonish pink. I'm a guy. Fail.
I know this means nothing to those still rocking an older phone, but to go from Google-y goodness to a Feature phone is torture, and it's only been an hour. Not to mention between my kids and my Fiance there are 3 EVOs, an EVO Shift and an Ally in the house.