How I'd wield the power of THE DROID...
Phil (& AC friends),
With my new Droid INCREDIBLE, I'll be able to do an UNBELIEVEABLE job of managing my life in an INCONCEIVABLY* better way, whichever way the SUPERHUMAN winds of fate blow it.
I'm at an IMPROBABLE crossroads in my life - the GLORIOUS system I work on is being subjected to the UNTHINKABLE - it's being decommissioned in a few months, and I have the IMPOSSIBLE option of,
1. either moving to another state with my present EXTRAORDINARY company (which would require an ASTONISHING smartphone with plenty of AWE-INSPIRING Home Screens, FABULOUS Scenes and a PRODIGIOUS number of Apps to track down WONDERFUL housing/real estate offerings and otherwise navigate an AMAZING new environment [and to stay in touch with distant family and friends with Friend Stream, etc.]) or,
2. to ride this job to the bitter end and then start looking for another, more ASTOUNDING one (in which case I'd need an ACE smartphone to stay connected to my network of friends and co-workers, chase down AWESOME job leads, weed out RIDICULOUS want-ads, email MARVELLOUS resumes, and use the GREAT Google Maps/GPS combo to get to the next job interview efficiently).
On top of that, I have an OUTLANDISH Desire** to finish my college degree, so I'll need to have the PREPOSTEROUSLY easy Google Calendar with me to get me to class on time. Having the ABSURDLY quick Gmail with me will come in handy when classes get rescheduled, too. It's UNIMAGINEABLE that I won't become a pro at using the multi-touch to Leap from one Home Screen to another!
As you can see, asking my old, non-Android phone to be able to keep up with all my life's upcoming twists and turns is not only IMPLAUSIBLE, it's just WAY TOO MUCH for my UNSUBSTANTIAL Nokia E71x to handle... THE ONLY MAN FOR THE JOB IS AN ANDROID! ANY OTHER PHONE WOULD BE untenable!! (Excuse me, I got carried away...Anyway, thank you for your time...)
P.S. - BTW, did you know that there's a Thesaurus app for the Android? ;-)
Dictionary.com | Find the Meanings and Definitions of Words at Dictionary.com (It'll be the first one I download if I win!)
*(shout out to Princess Bride)
**Had to throw that one in! (It's free!)