Thunderbolt haiku

[phantomog]

Looks like nothing is happening today... let's pass the time, hit me with your best TB haiku!


Verizon how cruel,
Valentine's so long ago...
Where is Thunderbolt?



Each morning we pray,
Cell phone god's, release the BOLT!
Then read posts all day...

 

[Goralla]

Why Verizon why
oh so many rumor's out
NEVER buy Iphone

 

[NY Reco]

Verizon can't plan
An important phone release.
Yet here I still wait.

 

[Green_Laser]

phone, good.
no phone, no good.
must read more.

 

[Koato]

Wake up early with hope.
Check android central.
F***!!

 

[Astrodroid]

The new Thunderbolt
It's the same as the Inspire
But it costs triple

 

[Astrodroid]

Obsessing each day
Need to release frustration
meme generator

 

[Astrodroid]

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

 

[C Dirty]

Dream of Thunderbolt
Wake up and go check Google
Nerd rage continues

 

[Cyber Warrior]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I still have no Thunderbolt
What should I do?

I know.. its not a haiku.

 

[lazymac]

you little smartphone
soon I will have you in hand
then i will crush you

 

[lazymac]

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

and sometimes they do
you just might not understand
el oh el at you

;-)

 

[babybrownz]

Thunderbolt "Coming Soon"
Bill Payment "Coming Soon"

 

[Urufu_Shinjiro]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I still have no Thunderbolt
What should I do?

I know.. its not a haiku.

That's ok, there is actually only one haiku in this thread so far, lol. The idea that haiku is three lines with five syllables, seven syllables, five syllables is correct but misleading when done in english. Japanese syllables are much shorter, so seven syllables in japanese convey a lot less information than seven syllables in english. So in order to convey the proper length and content of haiku in english do not count syllables but beats, haiku should be about 2-3-2 beats. So Green_Lasers example is closer to proper haiku than any of the others.

Thought I'd give you guys something to think about rather than the Tbolt, lol.

 

[AllanManangan]

HTC ThunderBolt™:
On March seventeen?
Boy who cried wolf!

 

[Astromech]

It's Valentines Day!
February 28th
March 3rd, Fourth, 10th, sike!

Verizon, y u
no release los thunderbolt?
Taco Bell Yummie

けえっ
ええういろ
ちっむぃ

 

[66dude]

There once was a phone from Nantucket...

Oh wait... it's a haiku thread, not a limerick thread!

 

[acmorris]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I still have no Thunderbolt
What should I do?

I know.. its not a haiku.

That's funny!!! To answer your question? Keep waiting?!!

 

[RichardClark]

10 Print "ThunderBolt"
20 Print "Still coming soon."
30 Goto 10

Programming in haiku

 

[SUB-dawg]

Screw you verizon
Please give us the thunderbolt
I don't know the line