So I'm sitting here at my desk on my laptop. The room is quite dimly lit, house pretty quiet for a change. My HTC One is sitting next to me as I read forums and check my Google+. Then my notification sound alerts me I've received some sort of message. I pick up my phone, and am pressing the area where the power button should be, and nothing is happening. About a solid minute passes and I'm sort of annoyed, thinking the phone I received just a few days ago is now dead. I hold my phone up to the computer screen, as I'm far too lazy to lean over and turn on a real light, and notice I'm pressing on the USB port on the wrong side of the phone. They located it in the exact location of the power button if you're holding the device upside down.
Sometimes, I am a dummy.
Sometimes, I am a dummy.