Please ignore all previous entries to this post, and all entries posted hereafter: I have it from an unimpeachable source that they are all invalid and were computer generated by some person named Steve Jobs, a recent retiree, looking to supplement his fixed income with a quick eBay sale of the new phone.
Therefore, as the only valid entry, please forward the NextNexus to me at your earliest convenience.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.