A good laugh for your Monday morning

[Evilguppy]

I came across this article about the iPhone Health app.
I can't stop laughing

ZDNet: Apple updated my iPhone software and I’m slowly going mad.
https://www.zdnet.com/article/apple-updated-my-iphone-software-and-im-slowly-going-mad/

I'm so happy to be back with Android

 

[ptkelly]

I have a friend with an Apple fitness band. Counts his steps. He didn't buy it. His wife gave it to him as a gift. Now, she checks it every evening to see if he reached his goal. Well, her goal for him. If he didn't there are penalties. I told him Amazon was selling a battery-operated gizmo that was like a metronome but held a fitness band and as it rocked back and forth it each cycle--tic-tic--gave two steps on the counter.

He got very excited about ordering one but pointed out he'd need another band so he would wear one while he was surfing the net and the other wrist band was sweating away in his closet.

He was crushed when I told him it was a joke.