Dear Lloyd,
I guess you missed my ode to you last week.
It's OK, I understand.
You have hundreds of thousands of admirers vying constantly for your attention.
Let me just express how much I recognize that you are the "Nexus" of technology, functionality and beauty;
and how desperately I long to hold that Nexus between my hands and stare into it,
losing myself, as if it were the Eye of Sauron beckoning me to my doom.
My desperate desire to be a part of that "Nexus" consumes me...my, preciousssss....