BREAKSCLUSIVE: Other features the Galaxy Nexus doesn't have

It Cannot make Rogers (or any other carrier) set up LTE towers in my area....

It Cannot break me out of my contract with my current carrier

It Cannot end the iPhone/Android war

It Cannot refill my (empty) coffee mug.

.... but I would love it forever (ok, well at least for a while) if it did!
 
a lot of these were pretty funny. especially the waffle one. wafflebot. harold and kumar anyone? hahahhah
but seriously, sarcastically listing all the specs this phone doesnt have (motoblur. sense. all that other bs) made me love this phone even more. cant wait to get it.