[Chatter] "Where everybody knows your name ..."

[Johnly]

I can only imagine how funny it looked...

First time I drank, it was with my best friends brother in law. We drove to the University of Colorado and on the way up there in 92' in Dan's 76 black mercury cougar, we passed a bottle of fire water. By the time we arrived, we were all on all fours barking like dogs at the hot women in short skirts. Was the best time of my life!

Fess up folks, first drunk stories are now required..bahah!

 

[Devinator]

Totally the IDGAF face.

Yea, he is totally secure with himself.

ZIg Zag is progress right?

Yes, progress. With the potential for some backtracking as well, but, progress, nonetheless.

Got my android fix. Now to get my D3 fix :thumbup:

Nice!! Rockin some Skyrim here. Been trying to hook up with a buddy of mine for some Borderlands 2 since Tuesday, but, it hasn't been happening. Hoping for this weekend. That game is perfect for coop, just like D3.

First time I drank, it was with my best friends brother in law. We drove to the University of Colorado and on the way up there in 92' in Dan's 76 black mercury cougar, we passed a bottle of fire water. By the time we arrived, we were all on all fours barking like dogs at the hot women in short skirts. Was the best time of my life!

Fess up folks, first drunk stories are now required..bahah!

Lol, that's hilarious. And topical, since we were just talking about not drinking and driving.

Man, I wish I had one for ya. I have been drinking for so long all the days have since blended together. I can't pin point the first time. Or if I even remember it, lol. I have some great stories, but, wouldn't be able to tell you if it was the first.

 

[Johnly]

Yea, he is totally secure with himself.



Yes, progress. With the potential for some backtracking as well, but, progress, nonetheless.



Nice!! Rockin some Skyrim here. Been trying to hook up with a buddy of mine for some Borderlands 2 since Tuesday, but, it hasn't been happening. Hoping for this weekend. That game is perfect for coop, just like D3.



Lol, that's hilarious. And topical, since we were just talking about not drinking and driving.

Man, I wish I had one for ya. I have been drinking for so long all the days have since blended together. I can't pin point the first time. Or if I even remember it, lol. I have some great stories, but, wouldn't be able to tell you if it was the first.

The first story that comes to mind will suffice Cheers...

 

[AppleBonker]

First time I drank, it was [...] in 92'

You were drunk in '92? I was 8.

First time really drinking? In college. And I didn't know the mixed drinks I was consuming had gem clear (knock-off everclear, it exists) in it. Spent a good chunk of the night worshiping the porcelain god. Not really exciting. My good drunk stories didn't happen til I turned pro.

 

[Johnly]

You were drunk in '92? I was 8.

First time really drinking? In college. And I didn't know the mixed drinks I was consuming had gem clear (knock-off everclear, it exists) in it. Spent a good chunk of the night worshiping the porcelain god. Not really exciting. My good drunk stories didn't happen til I turned pro.

Yeah buddy, I was 16. I had many good drunk stories right off the bat! (And some of the most awesome stories breaking ones manhood as well, oh I am not ashamed.) After all, I was surrounded by experienced hippies, and drinking was really last on the list of fun. I am not a pro, and I still think I would rather Marry Jane prohibition stop. That aside, 4 years of college later, and a offer to manage a cooperate store at 90K a year, I am trading nothing. What does pro involve lol?

 

[Devinator]

You were drunk in '92? I was 8.

First time really drinking? In college. And I didn't know the mixed drinks I was consuming had gem clear (knock-off everclear, it exists) in it. Spent a good chunk of the night worshiping the porcelain god. Not really exciting. My good drunk stories didn't happen til I turned pro.

Lol. And I was nine.

The first story that comes to mind will suffice Cheers...

Oh man, I just wrote several sentences of several stories that are extremely entertaining, but, oh so illegal and very incriminating. Trying to find one that isn't too bad. This one isn't that great, but, I'll get the ball rolling.

One fourth of July a buddy of mine and me were drinking, and, we had lotsa fireworks in bookbags. We were running all around the neighborhood lighting them off. Just having a good time. We got kinda far from home and attracted the attention of some people driving around. It was actually some acquaintances of ours. They had a pick up truck. As far as I know, the driver wasn't drinking, but, we sure were. So, we got in the back of his truck and drove around lighting off bottle rockets, candles, other explosives. No mortars though, that would have been beyond dangerous, lol. Now, if you think fireworks are cool on the ground, they are way cooler when speeding around shooting them out of the back of a truck. And, if I recall, maybe mixing up stories here, there were some small TVs and monitors in the back and my buddy ended up throwing them out the back whilst going very fast. It was quite the sight.

Not the greatest story, but, a good (lol) memory.

Maybe sometime I'll tell you about how I lit my buddies garage door on fire.

 

[Johnly]

Re: [Chatter] "Where everybody knows your name ..."

You were drunk in '92? I was 8.

First time really drinking? In college. And I didn't know the mixed drinks I was consuming had gem clear (knock-off everclear, it exists) in it. Spent a good chunk of the night worshiping the porcelain god. Not really exciting. My good drunk stories didn't happen til I turned pro.

I did that too, was lucky enough to have a Nichole to hold my 2 foot long hair back while I puked.....many times, been there.

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Lol. And I was nine.



Oh man, I just wrote several sentences of several stories that are extremely entertaining, but, oh so illegal and very incriminating. Trying to find one that isn't too bad. This one isn't that great, but, I'll get the ball rolling.

One fourth of July a buddy of mine and me were drinking, and, we had lotsa fireworks in bookbags. We were running all around the neighborhood lighting them off. Just having a good time. We got kinda far from home and attracted the attention of some people driving around. It was actually some acquaintances of ours. They had a pick up truck. As far as I know, the driver wasn't drinking, but, we sure were. So, we got in the back of his truck and drove around lighting off bottle rockets, candles, other explosives. No mortars though, that would have been beyond dangerous, lol. Now, if you think fireworks are cool on the ground, they are way cooler when speeding around shooting them out of the back of a truck. And, if I recall, maybe mixing up stories here, there were some small TVs and monitors in the back and my buddy ended up throwing them out the back whilst going very fast. It was quite the sight.

Not the greatest story, but, a good (lol) memory.

Maybe sometime I'll tell you about how I lit my buddies garage door on fire.

That is the most epic thing I have read in days, thanks for sharing.

 

[zero neck]

supppppp chatta. drinkin some amstels i got for the girl, who fell asleep on the couch.
also had a few Heinekens. watching some tv, played a little skyrim, worked all day at school ...
yanks tomorrow at 1 - gotta get to the bronx god damn. i would drive but it's a bachelor party so ... no driving. probably an hour and a half on the trian, maybe 2 hours. shoop.

anyway - yanks, dinner in the city, and then these guys have 2 hotel rooms at barclays (never been or heard of it) in the UES, and i guess late night party around there. not sure i can stay that late ... gotta do a ridiculous amount of work over the next few days ... i might be the lame this time around.

but probably not

 

[AppleBonker]

Oh man, I just wrote several sentences of several stories that are extremely entertaining, but, oh so illegal and very incriminating. Trying to find one that isn't too bad. This one isn't that great, but, I'll get the ball rolling.

I have many stories then end with me waking up with items that don't belong to me. Some that I still don't know how they got into my room.

And the best drunk stories usually involve someone pissing/soiling themself. I never did, but I wasn't present for other people's special moment.

 

[Johnly]

Re: [Chatter] "Where everybody knows your name ..."

supppppp chatta. drinkin some amstels i got for the girl, who fell asleep on the couch.
also had a few Heinekens. watching some tv, played a little skyrim, worked all day at school ...
yanks tomorrow at 1 - gotta get to the bronx god damn. i would drive but it's a bachelor party so ... no driving. probably an hour and a half on the trian, maybe 2 hours. shoop.

anyway - yanks, dinner in the city, and then these guys have 2 hotel rooms at barclays (never been or heard of it) in the UES, and i guess late night party around there. not sure i can stay that late ... gotta do a ridiculous amount of work over the next few days ... i might be the lame this time around.

but probably not

I ride that boat, heading to cooperate for specialty training at 8:00 Am, and have several exams due next week. I could go on and on, but being lame, is just being lame.

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I have many stories then end with me waking up with items that don't belong to me. Some that I still don't know how they got into my room.

And the best drunk stories usually involve someone pissing/soiling themself. I never did, but I wasn't present for other people's special moment.

I feel like a huge show is about to air, but the suspense is killing me.....

 

[Devinator]

gotta do a ridiculous amount of work over the next few days ...

Of which the most important is making our chatter shirts. Lols.

That is the most epic thing I have read in days, thanks for sharing.

Lol. Thanks J. You'll coax another story outta me yet with flattery like that, lol. One day I'll tell you all about lighting the garage door on fire, paper boy, and the 17 American flags we managed to "acquire." Lol. I'll save them for another day though, it's late, and, I gotta finish up what I'm doing in Skyrim. Then Fraiser is calling my name. Then time to read a bit and pass out. Later chatterbots.

 

[zero neck]

Of which the most important is making our chatter shirts. Lols.



Lol. Thanks J. You'll coax another story outta me yet with flattery like that, lol. One day I'll tell you all about lighting the garage door on fire, paper boy, and the 17 American flags we managed to "acquire." Lol. I'll save them for another day though, it's late, and, I gotta finish up what I'm doing in Skyrim. Then Fraiser is calling my name. Then time to read a bit and pass out. Later chatterbots.

Oh damn! I need an extension buy I Will Have Shirts Designed ASAP. I swear to it.

 

[Johnly]

Of which the most important is making our chatter shirts. Lols.



Lol. Thanks J. You'll coax another story outta me yet with flattery like that, lol. One day I'll tell you all about lighting the garage door on fire, paper boy, and the 17 American flags we managed to "acquire." Lol. I'll save them for another day though, it's late, and, I gotta finish up what I'm doing in Skyrim. Then Fraiser is calling my name. Then time to read a bit and pass out. Later chatterbots.

My head waits and I sleep now...

 

[dmmarck]

Hammmmmmmmeerreeeddds

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[AppleBonker]

I feel like a huge show is about to air, but the suspense is killing me.....

That should've read "was" rather than "wasn't". Dyac.

And many of the good stories I have I've been sworn to secrecy on. Leaving details out, I've seen someone barehand his own dookie like it was a completely normal cleanup method.

D, what's shaking?

 

[dmmarck]

4 beers 2 wild turkeys 3 jack and cokes.

Shake shake shake senora!

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[Johnly]

4 beers 2 wild turkeys 3 jack and cokes.

Shake shake shake senora!

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Sounds ZEN

 

[dmmarck]

Sounds ZEN

That's one way to put it. Thank god for SwiftKey

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[cole2kb]

"You blocked me on Facebook.

Now, you're going to die."

 

[dmmarck]

"You blocked me on Facebook.

Now, you're going to die."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcejLp72iCE

Lol

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