[Chatter] "Where everybody knows your name ..."

Let me decode this for you...

In other words start drinking again :)

Lol!!

Well, maybe a little just for the hair of the dog effect, but, that's a slippery slope. It can go from hangover management to your drunk again quite easily. Lol.
 
Bar eggs benedict.. Not bad

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Ian, what was your first date like? This will help us goad you into doing what we want while weeding out your previously-used tricks.

Tricks n'chicks!
 
Ian, what was your first date like? This will help us goad you into doing what we want while weeding out your previously-used tricks.

Tricks n'chicks!

Lmao.. First ever or first with her? Because I don't have a clear memory of either :D


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IM BACK SNITCHES. Power miraculously came on. Time for a hot shower, shave the beard off, and charge up while watching TV. Glorious TV.

Ian, I'd suggest walking across the bridge romantic like, and then getting dinner and drinks, but NY is totally FD so it wouldn't be all that nice. Plus its winter.

Show up with groceries and cook dinner?

Bowling? Hahahahhaah
 
IM BACK SNITCHES. Power miraculously came on. Time for a hot shower, shave the beard off, and charge up while watching TV. Glorious TV.

Ian, I'd suggest walking across the bridge romantic like, and then getting dinner and drinks, but NY is totally FD so it wouldn't be all that nice. Plus its winter.

Show up with groceries and cook dinner?

Bowling? Hahahahhaah

Lucky bastard. Also that cooking idea appeals to me on many levels. But so does bowling haha.

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Ian, I'd suggest walking across the bridge romantic like, and then getting dinner and drinks, but NY is totally FD so it wouldn't be all that nice. Plus its winter.

Show up with groceries and cook dinner?

Damn Z, you a pimp.
 
Lucky bastard. Also that cooking idea appeals to me on many levels. But so does bowling haha.

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Honestly, you could take her to effing Barnes and Noble, buy her coffee and bring a flask to share. It doesn't matter.

My advice: be incongruous. Don't be completely wild, but bounce in and out of mean/nice, and keep her completely unaware of what to expect. Pick up on something she does and just dig into it throughout the night, but then randomly do/say something that counterbalances it. And then push her into a wall (semi-gently) and kiss her in public.

She won't know what to do with herself.
 
if you're inthe new york area and want to pull the bridge-stroll date: start in manhattan, walk either the williamsburg or brooklyn-manhattan bridge - there's walking lanes and nice views, and you end up in areas full of nice to semi-nice restaurants with bars and all that.

stinger's got the right idea - mean nice turnovers - although i wouldnt go mean, just disinterested haha.

and the trap against the wall kiss. works every time. except when it doesnt - ! hahaahah.
 
Re: [Chatter] "Where everybody knows your name ..."

if you're inthe new york area and want to pull the bridge-stroll date: start in manhattan, walk either the williamsburg or brooklyn-manhattan bridge - there's walking lanes and nice views, and you end up in areas full of nice to semi-nice restaurants with bars and all that.

stinger's got the right idea - mean nice turnovers - although i wouldnt go mean, just disinterested haha.

and the trap against the wall kiss. works every time. except when it doesnt - ! hahaahah.

If it doesn't work, you didn't do the mean/nice combo right. :)

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Take her to a gay bar.

Truth be told, she would love this.
 
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I'm starting to wonder if Chatter has my best interests in mind at all haha.

Also my hangover is intensifying for some reason. I need more sleep.

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I'm starting to wonder if Chatter has my best interests in mind at all haha.

Also my hangover is intensifying for some reason. I need more sleep.

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Of course we do.

Remember: INCONGRUITY. If they remember the meal and not what you said (or your man-pendage), you effed up.
 
Honestly, you could take her to effing Barnes and Noble, buy her coffee and bring a flask to share. It doesn't matter.

My advice: be incongruous. Don't be completely wild, but bounce in and out of mean/nice, and keep her completely unaware of what to expect. Pick up on something she does and just dig into it throughout the night, but then randomly do/say something that counterbalances it. And then push her into a wall (semi-gently) and kiss her in public.

She won't know what to do with herself.

Or... just be yourself.

Be real, and transparent. Pay attention, listen to what she says, and when the things you like about her pop into your head... say them out loud.

It won't matter where you are, or what you're doing.
 
Or... just be yourself.

Be real, and transparent. Pay attention, listen to what she says, and when the things you like about her pop into your head... say them out loud.

It won't matter where you are, or what you're doing.

This.
 
Or... just be yourself.

Be real, and transparent. Pay attention, listen to what she says, and when the things you like about her pop into your head... say them out loud.

It won't matter where you are, or what you're doing.

Haha I was looking for more fun, incongruent, jump out of a cake type suggestions. You know your man's got this in the bag, homie ;)

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