dancing-bass
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- Jan 3, 2011
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I work at a full-service gas station. I posted this on Facebook, and figure you guys would get a laugh out of it. Here:
So I'm at work, sitting behind the counter like I normally do in the evenings. Dodge truck pulls up to the full service pump, so I stand up. As I do the truck backs up 6 feet, so I wait to see what they're going to do. They pull forward 6 feet to the pump and stop again. I figured they wanted fuel so I walk out to the vehicle. I'm just getting to the pump when a young woman (dressed in short shorts and a rather revealing top) climbs out grumbling about (and I quote)
"I thought this was full service... " at which point she turned around and saw me.
I almost asked her with a straight face
" What kind of service would you like, ma'am? " but I figured she wouldn't get the joke.
Customers, they're wonderful for entertainment.
Sent from my Galaxy S4, somewhere in Canada
*edit* sorry about the language. Edited, hopefully more acceptable. Mods, clean it up if you need to.
So I'm at work, sitting behind the counter like I normally do in the evenings. Dodge truck pulls up to the full service pump, so I stand up. As I do the truck backs up 6 feet, so I wait to see what they're going to do. They pull forward 6 feet to the pump and stop again. I figured they wanted fuel so I walk out to the vehicle. I'm just getting to the pump when a young woman (dressed in short shorts and a rather revealing top) climbs out grumbling about (and I quote)
"I thought this was full service... " at which point she turned around and saw me.
I almost asked her with a straight face
" What kind of service would you like, ma'am? " but I figured she wouldn't get the joke.
Customers, they're wonderful for entertainment.
Sent from my Galaxy S4, somewhere in Canada
*edit* sorry about the language. Edited, hopefully more acceptable. Mods, clean it up if you need to.
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