Allow Me The Opportunity To Be A Victor...
I love the concept of a smartphone 'coaster' and would wildly publicize it's awesomeness were I to be a proud recipient. I would single-handedly try and make it a trending topic on #Twitter... WAIT - I'll one-up THAT and advertise it on my AOL Instant Messenger away message!!!
In short, my DInc gets tired from being on its proverbial feet all day and sure could use some props to prop him up...