I think this would be a pretty amazing first smartphone.
I don't exactly know if there is anything one could do to raise the odds of them winning besides being terribly charismatic, and considering charm is not something I've mastered in real life anyways, I'll instead lower my personal standards and utilize an emoticon that speaks to the more carnal side of us all:

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Or perhaps if I just churned out knock-knock-type jokes until any alternative seemed preferable. I can only see only two options (it worked, holy--//it didn't work, bummer!).
A sob story could potentially influence the decision, however there is too much risk attached in using one to justify its deployment in most situations.
Instead I think I'll leave an open plea for all with a heart: ladies and gentleman, I come with open arms, and I'll leave my virtual footprints most surely. I am not a monster, nor am I too obsessed with possessions. I simply ask for your grace.* And besides, phone or no phone, that sensual wink will later massage your memory as well as perpetuate further happy-type sentiments in your own life.
Perhaps luck will fancy that I enter a solidarity with the android community--lord knows I want to. Thank you, and good night/morning.
*grace, in this case, does in fact to refer to a possession--specifically, an HTC Thunderbolt.