Here's the thing- my wife needs a new phone. If I get The Thunderbolt, I could give her my Incredible. That's the only way to be fair about it, since, as a man, I can't let my wife have a better phone than me! It just wouldn't be right. Plus, I just had my first kid (he's awesome!), and there's no way we can afford a new phone right now. Now that I've guilt tripped you, I would like to summarize by saying "pick me, please!"