FRG22D - Day Two

[dcreed]

So it was yesterday that FRG22D was supposed to start rolling out.

As reported in another thread, I speculated that this will first be hand delivered by Verizon to a select few users. I believe, however, I was wrong about the delivery method. Documents leaked by Verizon, Google, and Motorola shed some light on this secret process and explain the process that can't really be discussed without the word "cluster" somewhere therein.

FRG22D is a hand-crafted, artisan release using time-honored traditions handed down from generation to generation in secret ceremonies. Through hidden video cameras Geraldo Rivera has recorded brief excerpts of the rite involving blessed Mountain Dew, VP-sanctified non-vegetarian pizza, and LED candles.

Each file is individually tailored to the user and phone in question.

The releases will be extensively tested by drunken, slightly depressed former bond-traders with very large fingers and poor social skills.

After making it through the QA cycle, each file is checked in, burned to 3.5" floppy (not the 5.25" as previously reported), gift-wrapped in foil-based paper of a color chosen to complement the user's phone case, and then be-ribboned and bowed by Fifi Hotspot, VP of Distribution.

Each diskette will then be delivered by GPS-implanted lemurs and marmosets. It is recommended that you tip them with aged brie upon receipt.

With all of this in mind, please understand if you don't get FRG22D right away.

 

[pstinger]

This

Is

Win!

 

[gotnoteeth]

Yeah, we are all anxiously waiting.

On a side note, I find your signature intriguing, Philip. The V710 was released in 2004. You aren't saying that was your first phone, are you? I have been with Verizon since 2002. My first phone was the V120c, followed by the T730, then the E815 (very similar to the V710).

 

[pstinger]

Yeah, we are all anxiously waiting.

On a side note, I find your signature intriguing, Philip. The V710 was released in 2004. You aren't saying that was your first phone, are you? I have been with Verizon since 2002. My first phone was the V120c, followed by the T730, then the E815 (very similar to the V710).

First phone that I remember the model of, lol. I my first phone was in late 1999.

 

[whatsadroid]

So it was yesterday that FRG22D was supposed to start rolling out.

As reported in another thread, I speculated that this will first be hand delivered by Verizon to a select few users. I believe, however, I was wrong about the delivery method. Documents leaked by Verizon, Google, and Motorola shed some light on this secret process and explain the process that can't really be discussed without the word "cluster" somewhere therein.

FRG22D is a hand-crafted, artisan release using time-honored traditions handed down from generation to generation in secret ceremonies. Through hidden video cameras Geraldo Rivera has recorded brief excerpts of the rite involving blessed Mountain Dew, VP-sanctified non-vegetarian pizza, and LED candles.

Each file is individually tailored to the user and phone in question.

The releases will be extensively tested by drunken, slightly depressed former bond-traders with very large fingers and poor social skills.

After making it through the QA cycle, each file is checked in, burned to 3.5" floppy (not the 5.25" as previously reported), gift-wrapped in foil-based paper of a color chosen to complement the user's phone case, and then be-ribboned and bowed by Fifi Hotspot, VP of Distribution.

Each diskette will then be delivered by GPS-implanted lemurs and marmosets. It is recommended that you tip them with aged brie upon receipt.

With all of this in mind, please understand if you don't get FRG22D right away.

Again AWESOME!!!!!

 

[bojowaggie]

Very nicely put dcreed..

--
My first phone was a Audiovox 405, back in 1997..
I've got almost 14 years of verizon contracts under my belt

 

[WAM]

epic