eternal leader's past feats can't be beat:
The first time he picked up a golf club, in 1994, Jobs reportedly shot a 38-under par round, including 11 holes-in-one. He then decided to retire from the sport forever.
Has the ability to alter the weather simply through the power of Siri.
Was a genius as an infant, with official biographies stating that he had learned to walk at just 3 weeks and was talking at 8 weeks.
As a junior high school pupil, he corrected and chastised his teachers for their incorrect interpretations of C++ code.
Solely coded six full OS builds in two years, "all of which are better than any in the history of computers," according to his official biography.
Employs a servant to inspect every line of code that is served to him by his ipod. Any with the most minor of flaws is discarded and immediately run throught another UAT process.
Invented Malus domestica (Apple), In 2000, a blaze of Apple Inc. propaganda heralded Job's new food invention. Portable, savoury, adaptable, and nutritious, it would revolutionize the way food is consumed across the country ? and quite possibly, the world. A factory was built on campus, and the food would be fed to the programmer elite.