Google "remove device" function cannot work with Note 9

Pablo, note that for all Google's tut-tutting about device security, this is a huge hole. And I am not alone - a wide search shows long-standing and widespread complaints across the Internet.

We have five devices running Chrome - none of them offer the "remove" function.
 
Yo, OP here, available for criticism, suggestions, hints, and rumors (just cancelled temporary duplicate account under "WNotefan").
 
UPDATE.

As of today (4/4/19). the old, returned-as-defective Note 9 is no longer listed on "Your devices." Why is took so long to go away, I have no idea. I can't say if the Pie update had anything to do with it.

The big tomato-red option banner to "remove device" is still not there. So this 'miraculous correction' happened on the heavenly, Google-Verizon-Samsung-Godhead side, and not in any way through the will of one of its mere creatures.

However, this divine intervention was incomplete: two instances of the same old, no-longer-used Samsung 310 tablet still appear, and both instances say that it was last used on March 10, 2019 (when I replaced and tested the motherboard).

Google is not what it's supposed (and claims) to be. However slight the risk, it's still a security hole if an old device can not be removed from an account by the registered and logged-in customer.
 
Funny enough. Mine is the opposite. I can no longer find my old Note 8 under devices. One minute it was there, next minute it just disappeared. All my older devices still appear. Including an old android tablet I haven't seen nor used since 2013. Lol.
 
UPDATE #2

Finally, as of 4/13?19, the old-time, gone away Samsung tablet (2 instances) is gone.
Why? Who knows.
Still no "delete" button...